Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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I made ice cream sundaes for both of us.
I put in a can of Reddi Whipp |
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gets out a bottle of diet pills
puts in a gym membership card |
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Runs circles around me.
I put in a treadmill |
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pulls out a loss of 20 lbs
puts in her "fat" jeans |
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There is nothing "fat" about you gurl.
I put in one of my T-shirts |
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*slides across the kitchen floor doing "Risky Business" dance
puts in a bag of cat food |
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Just wants to hear me meow and purr.
I put in a rock band video game. I gotta run for a few. It was nice spending some time with you ((( nicenurse ))) Hope to catch ya later. |
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and got out a long haired bearded musician
I put in a piano |
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got a Barry Manilow cd
put in a pair of pantyhose |
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and out came a bank robber
I put in a dead fish |
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gets a air freshner
puts in a jockstrap |
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out comes the Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals
I put in a stethoscope |
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gets a kidney transplant
puts in a bottle of baby lotion |
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out comes a masseuse
I put in Spider Man |
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has sex on the side of a building with him
puts in a rifle & some deer corn |
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gets a coupon to the local taxidermist
Puts in the legendary Big Foot |
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and u get a coupon to Foot Lockers
I put in some marshmallows |
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and I got a recipe for smores
I put in Hornito's Tequila |
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and u caught the worm!
I put in a frozen daiquiri |
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and it was strawberry, now my lips look like yours
I put in a black bandana |
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