Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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and u gota a "Duck Duck date" advertisement
I put in an old TV without a converter box |
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You get an I Love Lucy rerun
I put in a book of matches |
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and u got a "HOT" Mutual match!
I put in some Altoids |
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You get "curiously strong"
I put in a crystal chandelier |
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and u can see clearly now
I put in some veggie pizza |
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You get a delivery boy
I put in a cardboard box |
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And I shipped myself to Pennsylvania
I put in a book of postage stamps. Wazzzzzzup skyhook |
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and I shipped u back to your lawnchair
I put in a baseball cap |
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and i got a hockey puck
i put in my engagement ring |
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and I got a piece of coal
I put in a churro |
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I get out an angry weasel.
I put in a 50 gal drum of rancid mayonnaise. |
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and you had a bad hair day!
I put in expired converter box coupons |
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and a T.V. cable came out
I put in an old wise man |
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You get the meaning of life
I put in a ball of yarn |
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And I showed up
I put in our wonderful cold front 0 to -5 tonight. |
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You got a tropical monsoon
I put in a broken computer mouse |
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Cleaned it up and repaired it.
I put in a 100 pack of cd`s and 2 50 packs of cd covers. Wazzzzzzzzzup Skyhook? |
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Edited by
SkyHook5652
on
Thu 01/15/09 06:09 PM
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You got arrested for pirating software
Yo Rara! I put in a catalytic converter |
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I got busted at the scrapyard
I put in a smashed bag of aluminum cans |
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You get a rogue robot
I put in an empty toothpaste tube |
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