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Topic: I'll do ya.....
lilith401's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:13 PM
Bravo, bravo! Loved it....laugh

hikerchick's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:16 PM
I'll do ya, but I'm going to bed
I'll do ya, yet this must be said

I'll do ya, and I'll say goodnight
I'll do ya, in my dreams tonight

lilith401's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:19 PM
Great idea, I'll do the same
I hope to not have dreams that are lame

I'm so very sleepy, I need some rest,
I need to think of more tomorrow, these tonight were the best!

Seacruiser's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:25 PM
For those at the Jersey shore...

I'll do ya the way that makes ya smile
over the bridge going to Sea Isle

I'll do ya on Million Dollar pier
as long as I can get'cha in the rear

I'll do ya doggie style jus like scooby
just as long as you'r not a SHOOBIE!

lilith401's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:27 PM
Very nice, Sea! flowerforyou

Goodnight all!

wyatt1844's photo
Sat 05/31/08 09:30 PM
Good nite Lilith flowerforyou

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 01:23 AM
:wink:

This is not
a clever verse
I tried
and tried
but just
got worse

bigsmile

isaac_dede's photo
Sun 06/01/08 02:53 AM
i'd do you inbetween the sheets,
i'd make it tidy and neat
but if that is not your style
i'd do you in the grocerie aisle
Abandoning inhibitions as we undress
we'll let the janitor clean up our mess

elwoodsully's photo
Sun 06/01/08 04:00 AM
I'd do ya at the school
I'd do ya in the pool
We'd do it in the truck
cuz we just don't give a f#$%

We'd do it on the floor
We'd do it till I snore
We'd do it in Japan
We'd do it cuz we can

We'd do it with bologna
We'd do it near a pony
We'd do it with Spaghetti
We'd do it with good Ol' Betty

Bend ya over on a table
Last as long as I was able
Put your feet up by your ears
When we're done we'd both drink beers

Do it once
do it twice
even three times would be nice

Grap a condom
rip the wrapper
hell, we'd do it in the crapper

At the movies
Or in the bleachers
Watching sports
or double-features

Drop my pants
and lift your skirt
I'm even up for in the dirt

Take Viagra
one or two
cuz I can't keep UP
with you

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:29 AM
I love it when the boys show up, don't you Lilith?

You guys are great, so funny! I love it.flowerforyou

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 07:28 AM
I'll do ya if you post on here
I'll do ya 'till yer juice runs clear

I'll do ya if ya write a poem
I'll do ya and you won't go home

I'll do ya if you make some rhymes
I'll do ya many, many times

I'll do ya if you pen a ditty
I'll do ya and it won't be pretty

I'll do ya, please compose a song
I'll do ya hard and do ya long

lilith401's photo
Sun 06/01/08 07:44 AM

I love it when the boys show up, don't you Lilith?

You guys are great, so funny! I love it.flowerforyou


Oh yeah... these are great!laugh

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 07:56 AM
Here's a verse, tho not to topic

First men buy it
then apply it
then advise
their friends
to try it


bigsmile

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 07:58 AM
Is that a riddle, Flarob?

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:00 AM
Good Morning hiker. In a way,it is.

It is a slogan from the 1940's

Do you think you can guess the very last line?

elwoodsully's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:01 AM
I know I know.. Rogaine??

elwoodsully's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:02 AM
A little dab'll do ya ??

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:02 AM
From the 1940's. Not at all.

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:02 AM

Good Morning hiker. In a way,it is.

It is a slogan from the 1940's

Do you think you can guess the very last line?

Brylcreem? Vitalis?

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 08:04 AM
I'll give another

Dont pass cars
on a curve or hill
if the cops
dont get you
the mortician will

again there is one more line

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