doesn't anyone want to do me?

Girl, I'll do ya
when yer feeling low
I'll do ya
from your head to toe

I'll do ya
with a miner's hat
I'll do ya
when my wallet's flat

I'll do ya
when it's cold outside
I'll tear ya up
way deep inside

I'll do ya
when ya drink yer tea
I'll do ya
and ya'll be doing me

I'll do ya
in a Quaker town
We'll tear it up
then burn it down

I'll do ya
at the airport too
There ain't no limits
of what I'll do to you

I'll do ya
in the carpool lane
You'll be engrossed
won't feel no pain

I'll do ya hard
I'll do ya fast
I'll make ya
want me for your last

On the couch, the chair, the floor
Open windows, OH, and door
Let the neighbors see
what you're going through

They'll call the cops
the law, the blue
and if they're cute
I'll do them too

i'll do you hikerchick
and it wont be quick
i'll do you on the horses back
as we ride the dirt track
i'll do you in the grass,
i'd do you hard and fast,
i'd do you on the floor
and make you beg for more
i'd do you upside down,
maybe even dressed as a clown
I don't want you to cry,
so come on over, lets give it
a try!

I'll do ya Issac, 'cuz you're witty
I'll do ya and it won't be pretty

I'll do ya Elwood 'cuz you're raw
I'll do ya so against the law

I'll do ya, boys, I'll do ya both
I'll do ya , that's my solemn oath

I'll do ya hard and do ya good
I'll do ya with your throbbing wood

I'll do ya in the morning

I'll do ya in the evening

I'll do ya extra
for some afternoon delight..

I'll do ya in the jail,
I'll do ya so the inmates hear me wail

I'll do ya at the prison,
I'll do ya til no one will listen

I'll do ya all shackled and bellychained,
I'll do ya where the cell looks like it rained

I'll do ya at the clerk of courts,
I'll do ya so they'll all file torts

I'll do ya when your lawyer's not lookin,
I'll do ya while he's with his client who's always hookin

I'll do ya whether you're crazy or sane,
I'll do ya outside the courthouse in the no parking lane!!




Just a little bit of work humor today....

*sully used to work as a deputy of corrections* woo hoo

I'll do ya the lockup
I'll do ya down in SEG
What we'll do won't be a mock up
I won't dry hump on your leg

I'll give ya quite a strip search
I'll do ya then and there
I'll even use my handcuffs
And keep your underwear

I'll do ya outside in the hard
and in the cafeteria
I'll do ya with a condom
so we don't catch bacteria

I'll do ya on the mile
where everyone can see
It might just take a while
Cuz ya might start stripping me

Sully.... that was FANTASTIC.... had me roaring!

Uh-oh. You two might be charged with undue familiarity.

Don't hate, PARTICIPATE !!

You both seem to have some FANTASTIC ideas, here. Hmmmm....let me think. Ok, I'm in!

I'll do ya on the patio
Yes, right out on the deck
I'll grab your waist with both hands
And nibble on your neck

I'll do ya in the carport
Right next to all the tools
When I'm done with you - you'll retort
This is what we should have learned in school

I'll do ya in the potty
with your butt right in the sink
I'll do ya at the pub
or at the skating rink

I'll do ya in the darkness
or out under the sun
When we get really going
Just bodies having fun

i'll do ya whispering in your ear
i'll do ya far i'll do ya near

i'll do ya tears running down your cheeks
i'll do ya to the beat of faucet leaks

i'll do ya praying praying hard
i'll do ya closer to your god

i'll do ya cause i like your style
i'll do ya when you're most fertile

i'll do ya in a magical way
i'll do ya with a wizard star hat today

i'll do ya til the very last thrust
i'll do ya after the condom busts

i'll do ya when you squeeze your thighs
i'll do ya til toes desensitize

i'll do ya slowly with a kiss and grind
i'll do ya til you can't keep me off your mind

I'll do ya with my magic stick,
I'll do ya with my quirky dyck

I'll do ya from Hogwart's School,
I'll do ya in the dark black pool,

I'll do ya on the Marauder's Map,
I'll do ya wearing the Sorting Cap

I'll do ya chewing magical beans,
I'll do ya tight as Hermione's jeans

I'll do ya in the Slitheryn Hall,
I'll do ya as long as Hagrid is tall

I'll do ya buying robes in Daigon Alley,
I'll do ya in that poison made by Sally

I'll do ya like Sirius Black,
I'll do ya, those Death Eater's won't bring you back!



Slowhand.... thanks for the insipration!

i'll do ya once every theme park ride
i'll do ya til all your thoughts subside

i'll do ya lying in the park
i'll do ya in the audience in the dark

i'll do ya wrapped around my waist
i'll do ya like a bank i'd cased

i'll do ya til i feel ya flush
i'll do ya til your screams are hushed

i'll do ya and our hips'll get sore
i'll do ya as we fall to the floor

i'll do ya gentle, sweet but firm
i'll do ya as you wriggle as you squirm

i'll do ya til ya feel like floating in air
i'll do ya with class do ya with "flare"

i'll do ya with imagination
i'll do ya with divine intervention

I'll do ya down in Louisiana
You'll like my chocolate covered banana
I'll do ya right on Bourbon Street
with everyone watching- won't that be neat

I'll do ya near the gator'ed swamp
Just down and dirty- don't need no pomp
I'll do ya with your legs around me
So if gators come, they can't surround me

I'll do ya down by water's edge
I'll do ya on the balcony ledge
I'll do ya when your wrists are bound
With all your screaming, we might be found

I'll do ya straight or with a buzz
Go down on ya, cuz I like fuzz
I'll do ya at the cemetery
You'll love my chest, it's somewhat hairy


Pick the next state for me to write about.. This is fun..lol

Hmmmmm. Do Alaska!

gimme a few minutes, have to think

I'll do ya in the town called Gnome
You need me girl, don't off and roam
I'll do ya at a glacier park
We'll sneak in right after dark
I'll put your butt upon the ice
With all the friction, girl-
You won't think twice

I'll do ya on a fishing boat
You're the catch- no need to gloat
I'll do ya when we're out to sea
Or in port - no diff to me

I'll do ya where the grizzlys are
I'll do ya right upon the car
With the motor running, and doors wide open
So we can get safe - that's what I'm hoping

When we look back and see the bears
We think we're safe, we have no cares
But we don't know that they have cousins
That snuck up on us whilst we were lovin.
In the back seat, yes they are
They killed us in our rental car.

Sad ending!