Wow! OK, I take it this is some sort of poetic challenge here:

I'll do ya out behind the shed
I'll do you till the sun turns red
I'll do you till the cows are gone
But prob'ly not in Oregon

I'll do ya where the folks are "board"
I'll do you while we're both ignored
And when they "don't know what to write"
I'll do you till the crows turn white

I'll do you in the nick of time
I'll do you with the lemon-lime
And when the winter chill blows through ya
It's one more chance to get to do ya

Lilith, with the stellar mind,
The rarity so hard to find,
I'll do ya as I once more write:
"The smartest person on the site"

Hey, sometimes it just flows....

I started by lurking in poetry threads
I knew I was rapidly losing my head
My words would all line up and wait to be picked
They tried hard to fool me, but I can't be tricked
I knew they were jostling for their own spot
Where they would each shine whether I cared or not
So I've tried to assist them in aligning themselves
To be in perfect order like library shelves
To achieve greatest impact they line up just so
I'm hurt that they thought I would never know

Lex.... there were some lines there that really got me laughing... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Thank you ... not a competition at all, I just knew you'd do this well. The more minds the merrier!

oh , my no competition here..all input is welcome; most of them had me rolling.

That Oregon line had me bust a gut. I really spit out some of my soda on that one.....no joke.

I think another Star Wars themed one is in order....

So I sucked?

Nooo, you did not suck! I said I did at first dear...I told you to rock on!

I'll do ya while you brush your teeth
I'll do ya topside and beneath

I'll do ya while you wash your hair
I'll do ya once I get you bare

I'll do ya while you shave your face
I'll do ya in your special place

I'll do ya while you tie your shoes
I'll do ya and enjoy the views

I'll do ya while I wash your back
I'll do ya like a midday snack

I'll do ya while you file your nails
I'll do ya like I was the male

I'll do ya in your barber's chair
I'll do ya good, and I won't share

I'll do ya in the desert sands,
I'll do ya in those foreign lands

I'll do ya with a gold robot,
I'll do ya cus it's oh so hot

I'll do ya with that glowing saber of light,
I'll do ya after you put up a good Jedi fight

I'll do ya with the Ewoks staring,
I'll do ya with Chubbacca there, so not caring

I'll do ya frozen for all of time,
I'll do ya Hans Solo, you blow my mind

I'll do ya princess, said Luke to Leia,
I'll do ya well, I'd so like to lay ya

I'll do ya, he panted til Hans said "hey mister",
I'll do ya right there til he said "Hey, that's your sister"!

The Boobie and "I'll do ya" threads
Has got sex and rhyming in my head
If I had a life that included sex
That by now would sure be wrecked
Instead of whispering in her ear
I'd be yelling "I'll do ya right here"
Lilth and Hiker what have ya done to me
My head is stuck in sex-rhyme agony....

Welcome to my world, Wyatt
The rhymes just won't be quiet
Invade your life, your head, your mind
They leave the normal you behind
And leave you with a rhyming fool
They really are so awfully cruel

Hoo -- RAH!!

Hiker that last one was hysterical!

Lilith yours too - I think we really are getting better at this as we go along.

Hiker we are so getting better!

For Grey's Anatomy fans....

I'll do ya right Dr. McDreamy,
I'll do ya as well, Dr. McSteamy

I'll do ya in the on call room,
I'll do ya in the closet, hey move that broom

I'll do ya after drinks at the bar,
I'll do ya in the clinic, it's not that far

I'll do ya like George stared at Izzie,
I'll do ya while Callie gets over her tizzy

I'll do ya after you cut open my brain,
I'll do ya hot Derek, with hardly a strain

I'll do ya in the hospital, Seattle Grace
I'll do ya like the rest, sex all over the place!

hey

Hey there guy, you got to post a poem in the form of "I'll do ya".... this is a public room and the whole site is reading...

What's the topic?

Go to page one, it is pretty self explanatory, this is a game thread.

I'll do ya on an eagle's bluff
I'll do ya tender, and then rough

I'll do ya on a switchback trail
I'll do ya in a shower of hail

I'll do ya at a water stop
I'll do ya bottom first, then top

I'll do ya at the nature hut
I'll do ya in yer hairy butt

I'll do ya in the upland woods
I'll do ya very, very good

I'll do ya in the deer meadow
I'll do ya with my hunting bow

I'll do ya at the trail head
I'll do ya with some stale bread

I'll do ya when the hike is done
I'll do ya for love, and for fun