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My uncle used to tell me ... You keep your friends close and your enemies closer .
My words of wisdom to my son will be , You dont pee on an electric fence .  ok thats just one but ...
What words of wisdom have been passed to you ? And what will you pass to your children or younger ones around you ? |
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Never dare someone to staple their own arm; in their pain-induced rage they might try to kill you with the stapler
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Never dare someone to staple their own arm; in their pain-induced rage they might try to kill you with the stapler 
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Don't pee up wind
Don't eat yellow show |
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Let's see, I was told
Tough times never last, but tough people do and The more you stir the pot, the worse it's gonna stink and If you can't be yourself, then make darn sure you put on a good show I'm sure there were others, but that's all I can remember right now. |
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KARMAS A B!TCH
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Never dare someone to staple their own arm; in their pain-induced rage they might try to kill you with the stapler
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Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your earhole
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Dad told me I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my butt so I have to work for a living.
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way to many to list on here
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way to many to list on here just one please?
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When one door closes another one opens.
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KARMAS A B!TCH 
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It is easier to get the bees out of the hive without getting stung than it is to herd them back in.
 
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Dad told me I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my butt so I have to work for a living.
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Life isn't about how to survive the storms, but learning to dance in the rain.
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Never drink out of the glasses and keep your back to the wall. (in a bar)
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Life isn't about how to survive the storms, but learning to dance in the rain.
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Always try to be the person your dog thinks you are
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Life isn't about how to survive the storms, but learning to dance in the rain.
Of course you may, after all I didn't write it, just remembered it...
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