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| Topic: WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ? | |
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Never shave your legs for a first date, helps you keep things under control! 
Told a girlfriend that once, she was a bit, um enthusiastic about going out with this guy, told her not to shave her legs so she wouldn't jump him before the night was over. The next morning my phone rang...it was HIM on the phone, thanking me for telling her that, he was quite turned on by it! Gads, takes all kinds
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Words of Wisdom....
Because i said so! Thats why! |
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i saw this on a linus poster and never forgot it:
NO PROBLEM IS SO BIG OR SO COMPLICATED THAT IT CAN'T BE RUN AWAY FROM. words to live by. i'll drink to that. 
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Never shave your legs for a first date, helps you keep things under control!
Told a girlfriend that once, she was a bit, um enthusiastic about going out with this guy, told her not to shave her legs so she wouldn't jump him before the night was over. The next morning my phone rang...it was HIM on the phone, thanking me for telling her that, he was quite turned on by it! Gads, takes all kinds
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How about this one
Don't fart in a room you can't escape from. |
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i saw this on a linus poster and never forgot it: NO PROBLEM IS SO BIG OR SO COMPLICATED THAT IT CAN'T BE RUN AWAY FROM. words to live by. i'll drink to that.
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How about this one Don't fart in a room you can't escape from.
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watch how much rope you take as you don't want to take to much to hang yourself with.
or something like that. LOL
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If you are in a hole, STOP DIGGING!!
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If your in a hole..get out!
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was just gonna say ... there has to be a website for bushy tushy ...
legs, Knight, legs...I never said tushy
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Don't let your mouth write checks that your a$$ can't cash!
I think this is how this one goes (someone correct me if I'm wrong please) Be careful of the toes you step on today, because they might belong to the ass that you have to kiss tomorrow. |
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Watch out...that was it, if I have kids I will tell them this "run".
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Be careful of the toes you step on today, because they might belong to the ass that you have to kiss tomorrow. I've heard something like that but it went like this Be careful of the feet you step on today, because it might be the foot kicking your ass tomorrow...... 
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My favorite and surprised no one said it yet of what I've seen
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya |
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"Son, you'll be a journeyman in this trade when you learn to see with your hand's and feel with you eye's" (WOOD FINISHING)
" there is no such thing as people that are good - only people that do good. " never are lies more convincing then when hidden among truth's" " truth's need no explanations, they are self evident" "Defining a true friend is like trying to define god" " Influences make us what we are and how we are> Change the influences we have had in our lives and we would all be different people than we are now" BOOK OF TRUTH"S (c) 1996 |
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Too much of anything isn't good for ya. Yeah yeah, tell that to the bikers' I grew up with. They would ask if too much of and A$$ kicking would be too much...hahah, if they even bothered to ask.
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was just gonna say ... there has to be a website for bushy tushy ...
legs, Knight, legs...I never said tushy
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was just gonna say ... there has to be a website for bushy tushy ...
legs, Knight, legs...I never said tushy
Could of said Greg's legs
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My favorite and surprised no one said it yet of what I've seen Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
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