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Anything that shows up banging on your front door drunk and crying in a leopord mini skirt at 4:47 in the morning man or woman is a psycho! Ha ha ha ha!!!
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I think I used to date him!
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Anything that shows up banging on your front door drunk and crying in a leopord mini skirt at 4:47 in the morning man or woman is a psycho! Ha ha ha ha!!! that was not my skirt....i don't care what you say 
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Anything that shows up banging on your front door drunk and crying in a leopord mini skirt at 4:47 in the morning man or woman is a psycho! Ha ha ha ha!!! Try peg-legged and packing a revolver... happened to a neighbor this New Years.
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Anything that shows up banging on your front door drunk and crying in a leopord mini skirt at 4:47 in the morning man or woman is a psycho! Ha ha ha ha!!! Try peg-legged and packing a revolver... happened to a neighbor this New Years.
When you ask them to keep an eye on your drink...and they start reaching for their patch.
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If the person has more animals in the house than your local zoo you may have a problem. I don't care. A 13 foot burmese python that eats chickens is not "Cute". And prairie dogs, and armadillos carry the black plague, and leprosy and a host of other crap just like the salmonella your 5 foot iguana is carrying. Oh cute you taught your iguana to wag his tail! Way to go fido!
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If the person has more animals in the house than your local zoo you may have a problem. I don't care. A 13 foot burmese python that eats chickens is not "Cute". And prairie dogs, and armadillos carry the black plague, and leprosy and a host of other crap just like the salmonella your 5 foot iguana is carrying. Oh cute you taught your iguana to wag his tail! Way to go fido! OMGGGG!! I just spewed all over my screen!!!
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Anything that shows up banging on your front door drunk and crying in a leopord mini skirt at 4:47 in the morning man or woman is a psycho! Ha ha ha ha!!! Try peg-legged and packing a revolver... happened to a neighbor this New Years. When you ask them to keep an eye on your drink...and they start reaching for their patch. |
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Oh wow! Your iguana sh!t on your bed! That's incredible! How in the world did you train him to do that?!! That's sooooo cool!!!
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Sun 05/18/08 11:06 PM
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Another new sign of a psycho I've noticed recently is if the rims or wheels on your car are either bigger than your car or cost more than the cars value you may have a problem individual on your hands. 26" inch rims that cost 10,000 dollars on a 250 dollar rusted out 77 caprice just begs psycho. Ya know? Word! Extra credit if you got a mural or gangland writing on said auto. Especially "Much love for my brothers in da mist".
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' .... can you say Stalkerazzi? 
If he says...I wanna take you off to Hawaii?  
I would say 'no thank you, I am already going with creativesoul' 
Hiya Joel
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' .... can you say Stalkerazzi? Thar's your sign
crystal clear
Hi Jonathan
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Another new sign of a psycho I've noticed recently is if the rims or wheels on your car are either bigger than your car or cost more than the cars value you may have a problem individual on your hands. 26" inch rims that cost 10,000 dollars on a 250 dollar rusted out 77 caprice just begs psycho. Ya know? Word! Extra credit if you got a mural or gangland writing on said auto. Especially "Much love for my brothers in da mist". Word! 
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' .... can you say Stalkerazzi? Thar's your sign Hi Jonathan |
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If your moniker or name on the internet has the words psycho or crazy or nuts or rapist or murderer in them I think there's a good bet they are not good dating material.
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I could go on all night but I gotta sleep. Peace and safety to you all. Good night.
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I could go on all night but I gotta sleep. Peace and safety to you all. Good night. Peace, man.
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Thanks for the laughs, longhairbiker. I sure needed them! Good night!!
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