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I had a date last night and we shared war stories about on-line dating. Tonight a friend mentioned a horrible date which went wrong. How do you separate the wheat from the chaff? The bad from the good? What are the warning signs telling you to run? Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours. 
It was. I was outside with my child when I saw him pull up. I was not happy. 
You know it, Love. 
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If every conversation leads into a conversation about how much they hate their ex? Yup psycho problemo. ...Or that one...
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If they have conversations with the voices in their head you may have problems. Extra credit if they contradict themselves constantly.
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If they ask you if you mind if they smoke and then they pull out a crack pipe and start smoking crack you may have a problem. Extra credit points for them being a whacko if they attempt to explain that they are a "Recreational crack smoker"- that they are not addicted. 
for some reason when scanning I read "regional crack smoker"
Either: -I only do coke from Cleveland OR -I can stop when I move |
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Or Lithium, sign of an aggressive bipolar disorder...if that sort of thing scares you.
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it can be very deceiving, sometimes is so hard to know.
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If someone sleeps with a Bible and a hatchet, is that a bad sign?
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Or Lithium, sign of an aggressive bipolar disorder...if that sort of thing scares you. Not as long as I have my meds. |
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If they have monday night AA meetings, tuesday night self affirmation meetings, wednesday night yoga, thursday night coffee colonics, and friday night cuddle parties you're dating a psycho. Extra credit if they have their clinical psychologist or psychic medium on speed dial.
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If someone sleeps with a Bible and a hatchet, is that a bad sign? |
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Or Lithium, sign of an aggressive bipolar disorder...if that sort of thing scares you. Not as long as I have my meds. |
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I think I've dated every psycho there is! Which ones have I missed?
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If someone sleeps with a Bible and a hatchet, is that a bad sign? YES! Extra credit if they also sleep with a sceptor of holy water. |
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They truly do not take very long to reveal themselves
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' ....
can you say Stalkerazzi?
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' .... can you say Stalkerazzi? Thar's your sign
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Oh! Any man or woman with a chain drive billfold full of condoms is a psycho. Tell me I'm wrong.
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ooh I got a clue when he said I was 'promised to him by God' .... can you say Stalkerazzi?
If he says...I wanna take you off to Hawaii?  
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If someone sleeps with a Bible and a hatchet, is that a bad sign? LMAO 
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 It's sorta like Playing "Where's Waldo??"
I wouldn't recommend using that line on a 1st date.
Dude that's some funny ****.
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