The words "probation officer" or "restraining order".






Oops...didn't see you...TY mass

Not too badly that I know of, but I'm getting the feeling mine are a little rusty these days. I just had a friend throw me for a loop.

I think the fact that you had to pick him up might have made you wonder just a little!

they look like me

Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours.

Hmmmmmmm online dating psycho signs? Let's see uh um skeletons in their closet? No real skeletons in their closet is a REAL problem. Dynamite in their car or chickens in their trunk. If the front door of their house looks like its been kicked in a few times uh that's a good sign that they have had problems in the past. Make sure you look in their medicine cabinet. You can tell a lot about the psycho you're dating by the medications they are on. Psychotropics meds, ritalin, muscle relaxers, albuterol, cyclobenziprene, budeprion and multiple pain killers including belladonna phenobarbitol barbituates. Yeah if you see a prescription for cyclobenziprene- f*cking RUN!!!!!

He had a car. He let his niece take it, that was ok!

OMG OMG OMG (((Winx))) That must have been so scary!

It was. I was outside with my child when I saw him pull up.
I was not happy.

I don't have kids and I know momma bear claws would have been showing!!!

and right there, thinking that might be the reason

Oh I almost forgot! You know you are dating an internet psycho if they have a small shrine built in any part of their home dedicated to their ex. Extra credit points scored for the crackpot if the shrine dedicated to their ex has candleabras and glitter and pretty shiny stones or a prayer mat in front. That's a doo wacka doo real deal crazy person there!!!!

does having an alter to sacrafice small animals to their ex god qualify?

If every conversation leads into a conversation about how much they hate their ex? Yup psycho problemo.

If they've ever been convicted of FELONY EVADE you might have a problem.

Muscle relaxers?

If they ask you if you mind if they smoke and then they pull out a crack pipe and start smoking crack you may have a problem. Extra credit points for them being a whacko if they attempt to explain that they are a "Recreational crack smoker"- that they are not addicted.

I have heard that in an email from someone on here. They told me that they were only a recreational crack smoker. And that only certain people can be like that. Yeah, right. They aren't on here anymore, btw.

I shouldn't have ignored that one.

yeah lots of muscle relaxers. I dated a junkie. She had a lot of doctors and a lot of problems and a lot of meds. She called and threatened to kill herself one night. I went over there and flushed 144 prescriptions down her toilet. Then went home.problem solved.