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what section do you read first?
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front page then sale ads
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Obituaries....morbid, I know....but I used to work in a nursing home. I collect the obituaries of the people I've taken care of. A lot of times I learn things I never knew about them.
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what section do you read first? ????????whats a newspaper.......i read all my news online 
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The strip club section. Discounts and featured dancers. I'm still trying to get on stage for amateur night...
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The strip club section. Discounts and featured dancers. I'm still trying to get on stage for amateur night...
The discounts are always a scam. When they do the 2 for 1 dances, they play shorter songs and mark the drinks and the cover up more. - so I'm told.
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Who got arrested and for what
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The strip club section. Discounts and featured dancers. I'm still trying to get on stage for amateur night...
The discounts are always a scam. When they do the 2 for 1 dances, they play shorter songs and mark the drinks and the cover up more. - so I'm told.
Spoken like a TRUE gentleman('s club patron) 
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The comics,of course!
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Front pg and crossword
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Who got arrested and for what I like reading the crime & incidents page too. LOL, the once printed a complaint about a "penis-shaped" snow sculpture |
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Who got arrested and for what I like reading the crime & incidents page too. LOL, the once printed a complaint about a "penis-shaped" snow sculpture That was no sculpture. I fell asleep drunk in the snow... |
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sherrifs report
then sports |
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Who got arrested and for what I like reading the crime & incidents page too. LOL, the once printed a complaint about a "penis-shaped" snow sculpture I saw that - the lady complained it was too small and disappeared at sunrise. |
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Who got arrested and for what I like reading the crime & incidents page too. LOL, the once printed a complaint about a "penis-shaped" snow sculpture I saw that - the lady complained it was too small and disappeared at sunrise. Sigh... I know... It looked like a half eaten popsicle... Alas, the stereotype is a myth... 
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Who got arrested and for what I like reading the crime & incidents page too. LOL, the once printed a complaint about a "penis-shaped" snow sculpture I saw that - the lady complained it was too small and disappeared at sunrise. Sigh... I know... It looked like a half eaten popsicle... Alas, the stereotype is a myth...
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I don't read the newspaper. >< Yeah, I suck, lol.
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The obituaries, just to make sure I am not there
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The funnies!
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The obituaries, just to make sure I am not there
Oh my God. That's a good idea. Like if you die and have no idea that you're dead. Like in "The Others." I gotta start checking those. O.O |
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