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I hope I meet a guy on JSH with a big beer gut, green teeth, sporadic hair growth, bad breath, a chain smoker and a heavy drinker? Well ladies this is your lucky day. Introducing ...The Myrtle Beach Dude AKA Danny. He Slices,dices zigs and zags. Here's just a few testimonials from some of the women he has gone out with;
"I went out with that creep and it was the wors" Ok never mind that testimonial, next one please; "Ladies save yourse" Ok skip that one too next one please "If it were between Danny and a monkey I would be eating ban" Ok never mind. Anyway act now and I'll throw in a free steak knife (Use a few times to trim toe nails but it's still cuts steak. I used it last night) Act in the next 10 minutes and I'll include my free book called "When a woman leaves you for a monkey" Operators are standing by. |
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Dude,can i just order the book.I wanna learn all your techniques.Hopefully one day i will be as popular as you seem to be
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Yes, I'm with kkKen...where do we sign up???
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on a roll MBD
{wiping coffee off keyboard}
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I hope I meet a guy on JSH with a big beer gut, green teeth, sporadic hair growth, bad breath, a chain smoker and a heavy drinker? Well ladies this is your lucky day. Introducing ...The Myrtle Beach Dude AKA Danny. He Slices,dices zigs and zags. Here's just a few testimonials from some of the women he has gone out with; "I went out with that creep and it was the wors" Ok never mind that testimonial, next one please; "Ladies save yourse" Ok skip that one too next one please "If it were between Danny and a monkey I would be eating ban" Ok never mind. Anyway act now and I'll throw in a free steak knife (Use a few times to trim toe nails but it's still cuts steak. I used it last night) Act in the next 10 minutes and I'll include my free book called "When a woman leaves you for a monkey" Operators are standing by. And, apparently with the Danny model, if you push his belly button, he'll tell you he took a dump!!! I'll pass, thanks.... 
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OMG, my kind of man!!!
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Why Myrtle, you've been reading my profile.
 I'm so flattened...I mean flattered! 
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Why Myrtle, you've been reading my profile. I'm so flattened...I mean flattered!
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Dude,can i just order the book.I wanna learn all your techniques.Hopefully one day i will be as popular as you seem to be
A legend in his own mind perhaps?
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Dude,can i just order the book.I wanna learn all your techniques.Hopefully one day i will be as popular as you seem to be
A legend in his own mind perhaps?
A total leg-end........sorry legend
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Who could resist an offer like that
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Oh ladies stop your making me blush
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Dude,can i just order the book.I wanna learn all your techniques.Hopefully one day i will be as popular as you seem to be
A legend in his own mind perhaps?
A total leg-end........sorry legend
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yoyu are very beautiful but i wish you were closer
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yoyu are very beautiful but i wish you were closer 
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That was FUNNY!!!
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Why Myrtle, you've been reading my profile. I'm so flattened...I mean flattered!
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Wow what a man just what all the women are looking for lmao
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Wow what a man just what all the women are looking for lmao
Why thank you Ms. Gal
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