Here are some good questions..

Have u ever wondered?


1. If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
3. What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
7. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
8. When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?
9. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
11. Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
12. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
13. If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
14. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15. If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
17. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
20. If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Because the cashier has 2 lock the store temp while he or she awaits the cops who are en-route whom are responding 2 a hold up that has just occurred.Them filthy low-life criminals

I wonder if I can invent a pill that would render someone immune to gravity.

This way, they'd just float into the sky and the hell off the planet ... yet without being killed.

Maybe it's just me.

Great idea, now grab some string and enter your home made float into the Macy's parade

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway?

Hey Myrtle:

Great news!! I just got another Mutual Match!!!!

She's a transvestite from Detroit with hammer toes and a foot fetish.

lmfao

Nothing worse than...Trans-lete feet.

Hey at least you are getting a match of some sort-feel the love dude..

umm..how long do you suppose they would continue to live while floating in space?

good ones!

if they don't want people to drink and drive, why do bars having parking lots??