A little irish boy asked his teacher if he could to the bathroom, she
said "Yes". When he went to wipe there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you
have in your hand?" The boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away." the teacjer sent him to the principle's
office and the principle asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The
little boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand He'll get
scared away." The principle got mad and yelled "Open your hand NOW!" He
did and the little boy said, "Oh Great, now look at what you did, you
scared the sh*t out of him!"

Hi KMS and hope you enjoy JSH

A man and a woman were having sex in the middle of a dark forest. After
about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn I wish I
had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Damn, me too, you've been eating
moss for the past 10 minutes!"

I was just curious, Everytime I mention that I had a motorcycle accident
and have a bka from it, Women in general seem to distant me unless they
really want to talk about it. which is not very often. Thanks Again

Hi All,
I was wondering, about the men and women coming back from iraq..
would you date one if they were disabled?

A man walked into the pharmacy and asked to talk to the male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that
she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male employees
there.
Then she asked if there was something that she could help the gentlemen
with.
The Man said" That is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent
erection that causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I
was wondering what you could give me for it?
The pharmacist said "just a minute, let me go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said."the best we can do is 1/3 ownershipo of the
store and $5000.00 in cash"

Great One Hoss, I'll have to spread that one around

well I would have to say my biggest strength is willpower
and my reaqstest strength is having someone judge me for Peggy

Well, it seems everytime I drop bye, no one my age is ever on.... oh
well

Hi Tammy, Welcome to JSH, hope to hear form you soon.

love, compassion and forgiveness

NYCGirl, have you seen that website?

only thing I can say is www.nomarriage.com

Glad everyone liked that joke, I thought it was pretty funny

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde from alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll
on the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, But I feel luckier when I
play topless".
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and said "Come on,
Baby... southern girl needs new clothes!" as the dice came to a stop,
she jumped up and down... screaming "YES!YES! I WON! I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers...And picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll"
The other dealer answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching"

The moral of the story:
1. Not all southerners are stupid
2. not all blondes are dumb.
3. But, all men.... are still men

Hi and I hope you drop by some more

thanks everyone, hope to be talkijng to everyone soon.....

hi everyone, I just joined today and hope to be able to meet ya'll. Have
a great day and talk soon. Jerry