Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde from alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll
on the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, But I feel luckier when I
play topless".
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and said "Come on,
Baby... southern girl needs new clothes!" as the dice came to a stop,
she jumped up and down... screaming "YES!YES! I WON! I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers...And picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll"
The other dealer answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching"

The moral of the story:
1. Not all southerners are stupid
2. not all blondes are dumb.
3. But, all men.... are still men

thats right. turn the tables on em for a change. the average guy is
always still more clueless than the ditziest blonde.

Too Cute, and true!...

Nyc?How could you? after all our meaningful...wait...we haven't had
meaningful conversations. carry on

Glad everyone liked that joke, I thought it was pretty funny