"and tho ye are smitten as before with cynical reparte' , you do not
perish, but rather retreat to grow malicious death inside yourselves."
Mookie, from Sermon on Mt. Bonnell

I have noone to whisper with. Try me.

payday - gaspump

hope - experience

cognicient - objective

innocence - arrogance

It's not the model, condition , or milage that counts, but rather the
direction it's pointed.

This Llama melts no time.

"Hello Dali..."

I've got past relationship issues and maybe I always will, then again
maybe not. Some things cannot be done alone. I'm glad for the sense of
community here. It affords me the opportunity to give, receive, grow and
share. Good thread Shadow.

I send comfort wish you speedy recovery.

Good Morning Folks! Just passing thru on my way to the coffee, and then
it's out the door. Hope everyone has a great day!!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends
$15,000. and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the
clerk,

"I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About
32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd
say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a
woman was."

"What is it?" she asks.

He replies, "It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put
my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how
old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.
He pushes her breasts together and rubs the m against each other..

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, that's enough
already. How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says, Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

That kind of girl is great, the best, untill you try to be something
extraordinary to return her love, and while your giving it your utmost,
a "freind" convinces her nieve ass that he and his money are better for
her. So he teaches her to be a bad girl and she thinks that's a better
path and poof she's not only gone, but ruined.

AY! AY! Captain!

I am not that girl, but I play her on tv.

That's cool. Admirably wise. I know from experience that some fathers
can be dangerously overprotective. It's weird, but thats also true when
your love interest is older than you.

I wish I had a daughter so I could help you with some wisdom through a
mutually respectful freindship.

ROTFLMAO sideways, sixdays from sunday, slidin' down hard!!!

I agree with Lex. I'll even buy vinyl when I can.