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Topic:
a.s.a.p
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aversion therapy - wear a rubber band around your wrist. every time you catch yourself cussing too much, snap yourself.
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Topic:
if you won the lotto?
Edited by
EZ4Sheezy
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Mon 06/29/09 02:56 PM
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How much winnings are we talkin here?
like $50 off a $1 ticket: a carton of cigarettes, supper, some gas money, and a dollar or two for the NA basket $10,000: a Yamaha R1, gear, and a nice TV $100,000: Yamaha R1, gear, nicer TV, pay off student loans, and maybe a slighly better car $1,000,000: all of the above, a house, donate some to United Way, and set aside some for retirement and kids' college funds $100,000,000+: all of the above and start my own business to be run from my yacht while traveling the world |
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the one square inch in the middle of my forehead that doesn't show any features except for an occasional wrinkle if i raise my eyebrows
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Well... I finally did it
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I have never had much luck with fish...I have to have something a little tougher as a pet....like a horse... Perhaps a Galapogos Tortise? 
nope I would still have to change the water... Umm...tortises don't live in water |
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Dud dum dud dum du dum....
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 Quite well. And you?
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Topic:
Dud dum dud dum du dum....
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Du dum dud dum du dum du dum dud dummmmmmmmmmmmmm dud dud dud duh duh duh. Yes, as you see I am humming the pink panther song. And as you have recognized I am a little left of center today! I hope everyone else is well though!  
Hope it made at least one person smile! 
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Can Death Be Funny?
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death can be hilarious....especially when it happens to stupid people 
Yep. The Darwin Awards are always a good read. |
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...it is important that we reflect on the death of another very important person whose death was almost unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the "Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most tragic part for his family was putting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
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I found Jesus
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He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
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I think they have their scooters because THEY like em and don't give a sh*t what you think about it damn straight.
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Topic:
Curly or straight?
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 I prefer jeri curl!
Soul Glo just let you soooooooooouuuuuul glo! |
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Edited by
EZ4Sheezy
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Sun 06/28/09 12:19 PM
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I pulled around through traffic to help a stranger push his broken down car into a parking lot about 4 days ago
Do you have any regrets? |
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As hard as I tried to avoid any of these threads, it's damn near impossible when that seems all to be clicked on.
Can't we please just let the man die already?!?!   
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accepted
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nope. i live in an apartment. got somebody to take care of the weeds for me.
do you have a maintenance man or handy man? |
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The police are called to an apartment and find a man holding a 9-iron in his hand, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.
The detective asks, "Sir, did you kill her with that golfclub?" "Yes. Yes I did," replies the man while stifling a sob. "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five....maybe six....Put me down for a five." |
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Topic:
Think quick! part 2 - part 6
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property
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Topic:
My thought for the day
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Topic:
Not Finding Anyone...!!!
Edited by
EZ4Sheezy
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Sat 06/27/09 09:09 AM
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flash some paper 
Is it that I just woke up or am I trippin'? Or is that really a stack of $30 dollar bills underneath the bottom stack of $100s? |
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Topic:
Change One Word
Edited by
EZ4Sheezy
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Fri 06/26/09 11:30 PM
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Clog in the toilet at the bar
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