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LilOlMeFromSD
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Sat 10/16/10 11:38 PM
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(Ideal Date) "like tattoos on girls ride harley davidsons.rockin roll,moives,just chilling some times, guns and ****."
How much head trauma does one have to endure before you begin to believe this is an ideal first date? |
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"I'm always down."
Try anti-depressants. |
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"I picked rock on my parent's family farm." What were your other options? Other Option: Chain gang in 'bama |
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(Man Seeking...) "im here looking for the same ting you are so if you want lets talk."
I'm looking for a man. Does that make you gay? |
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(Ideal Date) "who ever can hit it off soon as we meet"
Is a giant mosquito attacking you? |
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(Man seeking Woman) "I am looking for her dont know what shes like but we'll have to see when we meet. If you would like to chat or think i could be her let me know."
Unless you are transgendered, I highly doubt you are the woman you have been looking for. |
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"Last thing, motocross is a huge part of my life and the kids...you don't have to be a pro rider...but just understand and be supportive. If you can ride though...ten extra points. If you want to learn to ride...that's 7."
You have a...point system? |
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"Um, what else? I suck at describing myself...."
Ya' don't say? |
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"I am but hopelessly dreamy about a girl that I recently met. I can't continue to pretend that I want to meet someone better than her. I'm lucky, she's lucky, we might be in love."
Wouldn't it have been quicker to just deactivate your profile? Or, did you keep it up just in case your/her luck changes? |
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"in a lonely relationship, I give 110% I get very little in return. I don't mind treating you like a princess 6 days a week..."
Let me guess. Even God rested on the seventh day? |
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"I driver truck locoly"
**sobs uncontrollably as destruction of the English language nears completion** |
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"I would like to find someone that is honest, funny, open to new things and has some of the same things in conman."
I've never really been the swindling type. Good luck with that though. |
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"At present,I work in the company.I was the company's middle manager."
Are you trying to attract me using reverse psychology? |
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"Just a country boy, who tends to do things just for the stories."
Are you referring to the 'Ma, Pa, come quick! Jethro's out back in the cement pond!' type stories? If so, I can totally empathize..I mean, sympathize. |
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"I’m an open and honest person, so ask anything you like, I dare ya!"
I haven't accepted a dare since the drunken night in my early twenties. Thanks for playing though. |
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"Not a big fan of standing outside freezing my almost perfectly shaped butt off though, well it's almost perfect ;) You'll have to judge that...for a nominal fee of course!"
Uh, are you telling me that I need to bring plenty of one dollar bills on our date? |
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"I have a large yellow lab named Gator and he's a really big part of my heart."
Conjoined? Was this a lab (no pun intended) experiment gone wrong? |
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"I like to watch football and play drats" How exactly is that played? You miss the board, you say "drat!" Oh! It's a word game! I get it...not often, mind you but, I do get it. |
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"A young man thirsty of sex looking a sexy woman as soon as possible I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT"
Just because you like something doesn't mean you are going to get it. |
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"I like to watch football and play drats"
How exactly is that played? |
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