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"I'm always up for leering/doing new things."
Is there an age limit on that activity? |
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"i want to meet the right women because i'm tired of doing all the laundry and cooking and cleaning "
Have you checked with Merry-Maids? |
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"Hello ladies, I am 30 years old, I live by myself, I wear diapers."
Diapers, as in Pampers? |
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(Ideal Date) "Well depends on what time of year it was but Im priity shur bowling or playing pool are good chance to get to know one another and I always do all the genital men things like open the doors pull a chair out and the first time playing eather game I might let u win to."
And, I'm perdy sure I've never seen genitals open a door or pull out a chair before but, I reckon, there's a first time fer everything. |
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"Nice lady like gal that has morals and a good scents of hummer"
Are you looking for a basset hound? Or, an SUV? |
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"She has to like helping with house work cuz Im not doing it all."
Who likes helping with housework? |
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"what I like in a women is she has to know how to take care of her self slim slender or athletic sorry ladies dont like all that cooshin for the pushing stuff should be able to see her ancles with out having to bend over."
So, we are going to go 'there', huh? |
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"I am the oldest child of 10 kids 5 sisters and 4 brothers but Im the only one my mom and father had. Needless to say my parents seperated when I was two."
I was never any good at math... |
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"DEVORCE AND CHEAT ON THATS MY STORY"
De vorce is strong in dis one! |
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"23 MINUTES IN HELL"
Did you time how long it would take me to read your profile? |
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"37 male ask more when talk"
Unk, Tantor. |
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"Ask me don't make the first one be your last so be nice and respect..."
Wh-what? |
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"To get out of the house I like to do just about anything..."
Would you rob a bank? |
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"Otter apperence dont matter as much it is whats inside that counts..."
Why? Can you sell an otters innards on the black market? |
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i am horde dwarves are the enemy 
I agree! |
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The only pill I take would be Ibuprofen about once every other month or so. I do take insulin shots every day as I've done for the past 19 years though.
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(Favorite Books) "playboy,computers and tech"
Is honesty really the best policy in an online dating forum? |
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"I'm working full time locally, and, after recovering from the recent trauma of cutting my hair short, am looking to start gettin out and makin some new friends......if more develops from it all the better...."
Haircut trauma? Did someone slip with the scissors? |
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"will fill this out latter. preoccupied at this time. will come back to questions. I'm finished with this for now.I am observant. I am attentive. I pride myself as being a good friend to have." Resistance is futile. Awesome! (rofl) |
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"Just on here looking for open minded and muture coversations" What is that? A future mutant? ROFL! Nice one, Lex! |
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