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"I am probably not even really looking for anyone right now, I just joined this a while back for the lulz"
Way to be decisive! |
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"I am Very Laidback And Resrved."
No, no. It's 'laid back and easy going.' You were so close! |
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"im from ******* washington moved to iowa to start new life still waiting for the new life part but all in all moved here about 7 years ago and just one headache after another."
Even turtles move faster than this. |
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"well dont have one just to get the weird out of the way would be good"
I have no idea what you are talking about. |
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"Im looking for someone who takes care of themself, who is well rounded.."
I wonder why nobody ever says, "I want a well polished nonagon woman." |
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"I'll read just about anything to further knowledge in my head..."
...because furthering knowledge in other areas of my body has proven to be rather unsuccessful. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Thu 10/14/10 09:52 AM
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"I'm looking for someone who wants to take care of a guy who's been couped up at his parents house a long time now.I do like it here though.So i'm not in a hurry to move out,unless someome covinces me otherwise."
Strike two and strike three. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Thu 10/14/10 09:51 AM
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"I'm a single male,32 years old,living at my parents house."
Still? Strike one. |
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"if u like what u see u can find me"
I hate playing Hide n' Seek. Sorry. |
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"I'm looking for a loving woman that like to have fun halft of the time"
You are right, I don't want to have fun all of the time. It would be redundant. |
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"im tired of meeting all the wrong girls!"
Have you thought about changing the bait? |
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"I am looking for that one girl that has a heart of a servant not full of lust, rust, and dust."
So, you want a slave and not a pornographic robot, right? |
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"I just want a person that I have a connection with."
I just thought this was humorous. This particular profile is from a man who works for a phone company. I believe he has 'connections' with hundreds of people. (lol) |
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"I like to try new things, want to meet someone that can teach me new things" How would you like to see a profile that didn't read like it was written by a lobotomized orangutan? I think I would just rather see the lobotomized orangutan. I'm just saying... |
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(Seeking) "a strong woman who has a job or going to school to fix themself must not be crazy"
OBSERVATION: There must not be that many mentally stable individuals anymore because I'm seeing an awful lot of the 'no psycho/crazy' stipulations on profiles these days. |
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"i just moved back to ******* and iam looking to craw out of my hole and find a female..."
Biologically speaking, I'm not sure that's possible. |
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"i want a woman who can speak and not going to lie to me"
Does sign language count? |
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"Sit down together, have a cup of coffee and pick eachothers brains."
That could get a bit messy. Eww! |
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"If your the type thats looking for someone that barks on command......"
I thought shock collars were created to prevent that sort of thing. |
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(Ideal Date) "i will marry"
Congratulations! But, aren't you being a bit presumptuous? |
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