Led Zeppelin is amazing!

I want to listeb to The Lemon Song now and Travelling Riverside Blues now, but I am at work and my iPod is out of batteries!

Capslock is cruise control for the cool person.

Wemon. Is that like a demon-womon? I am surprised she spelled "familiar" correctly.

True, some women are looking for sex too. After 45 you can still enjoy sex, but its probably more likely to find it at a younger age. It is sad when women think that I am looking for a one night stand, because that is the least important to me thab anything.

In a nutshell, it means, "Not all guys are looking for sex, we do exist. Don't give up!"

As in "you," I am talking about these remedial jerks (guys) who are only looking for sex. As in "us" I mean other responsible guys.

I have had some girls that I know just stay away from guys for a while because they are so sick of these kinds of guys. To be honest, I would love to see you when you are 45 years old and still looking for sex. Only then you will realize it doesn't get you far in life. My real life friend was like that (before he joined the army), and now he is alone, and the only past memories he had was one night stands and drama.

But yes, us guys exist out there that are looking to build a strong relationship based on love, trust and respect.

This is more of an inspirational announcement. So for you women out there, we do exist! Still have hope!

Oh? I must be one of the few that doesn't always think about sex? I actually look for morales and building a strong relationship? Go me.

Why are most guys looking just for sex?

Soft chinchilla is soft.
Fluffy chinchilla is fluffy.
Pictureless girl needs pictures.
Bored Mike is bored.
Working Mike gets off at 5:15.
Chinchilla-less Mike wants a chinchilla.

Uh ok. Pat on the back.

I have never been abused. I don't come from a derranged family.

Yes, I am not lying. No, I don't give a crap if you are indecisive about believing me or not. Yes, chinchillas are fluffy.

Why would you do that? For me, that is the last thing I would wanna do.

I am doing nothing for the weekend. You are at least one step ahead of me.

Pat yourself on the back.

People are cruel, selfish, and they think they are all that. It has happened to me a ton.

I guess we should keep trying, or something.

Am I the only person who gets over someone in 5 seconds?

Move on, she is a horrible person for doing that. But don't be dumb and be hung over her.

Walk up to a group and say:

"This conversation is more dead than Heath Ledger's acting career!"

Someone is bound to say something.
My friend told me this joke, I know it is messed up.

It is dumb. It is more dumb than a helmet wearing, short bus riding, remedial kid. I cannot think of something more dumb, lol.

You can love yourself a million times more than the person you are talking to, but if they don't love you back, there is no point. This crap happens so much.

Congrats by the way.

I know nothing about them, but wouldn't want to look at them all day.

Thanks all. I might consider it, but I am not that great with people in real life, lol. I can talk someone into buying a cruise, even if they never wanted it.


My mom mentioned it, so it is just a vague thought. I would not want to be on call, so that is out of the question, lol.

Out of all the things you guys mentioned, maybe physical therapy, but the patience thing could be weird, I think I could do it.

Really not sure...

What are you talking about?

I live in the middle of the desert, so I am stuck unless I drive, but I cannot til next week. So yeah, I want to just hang out at like a kickback or something, lol. I even offer gas money, but nothing.

Have fun then.