there were three cowboys sittin around a campfire when the first one said, "i'm so tough the other day i was ridin the fence line when i seen a rattler. the son of a b*tch struck at me, so i snagged him right outta the air, bit his head off, and didn't even get a belly ache." the next ol cowboy said, "that's nuthin. other day i was workin cattle when the mean a$$ herd bull came a chargin. i lunged outta the way, swung on him like a lasso, and wrestled him to the ground." the third ol cowboy just sat there, quietly listening while he stirred the coals with his "richard". haha!

haha! that is priceless

ahh hell, there are MILFs, cougars, and pumas. MILFs are either married or considered by most to be off-limits. Cougars are women 40+ that are actively seeking a night in the sack. Pumas are women that have a kid or more and are actively seeking a night in the sack. I prefer cougars because they don't have to have any kids and therefore extinguish the possibility of getting roped into a family situation. Thank you, thank you

are gay! hahahaha

let's see how i rate on here. any and all feedback will be very helpful, unless it is just gay then i'll disregard it..haha

Tell me what you like, dislike! any complements or suggestions will be very helpful! thanks

i don't know about anyone else but i joined this site to actually meet some ppl my age and the only ppl that post in the forums are old *** dudes that are nuttier than squirrel **** or ladies that r reaching the bottom of the other side of the hill. post somethin if u agree with me.

looks like another heartbreak season for all u denver broncos fans. guess we'll have to leave it up to the boys n blue to blow it in the playoffs again. keep my fingers crossed for the bolts!

jason aldean - on my highway

i honestly believe i am still single because girls don't get me. i'm either too sarcastic, too crazy, too nice, too much of a jerk, too shy, too rambunctious, etc. it would make my day if a girl just said to me, "you make me happy no matter what u r up to!" waitin for the day. plus i live in a different country, by that meaning the ks/co line where there r less than 200 ppl per town.

life's a garden: dig it! if you're not first, you're last!

i would pry look like a 70s pornstar if i wore a costume that showed the real me! lmao!

did a couple of minor repairs. all feedback will be carefully examined with a fine tooth comb! haha

i'm a country boy too and i know what u mean w the deal w it aspect! we have pride n bein born and raised doin stupid *** sh^t and its a wonder we're still alive! i thought ur profile was pretty good! might throw n a few things that u want n a woman. take it ez and don't let ur meat loaf! u'll find some women on here.

the sexiest thing about a woman is how she makes you feel like a man

hahahahaha!!!!! put somethin like older woman with herpes ready to f up ur world! hahaha!!!!

when it is just the two of us everything is great but when we go somewhere public with all of her friends she puts me on the back burner and expects me to follow her around like a puppy dog. i just get sick of her games but i'm afraid to let her go. everytime we break up my life turns into a living hell.

i started datin a girl a few months ago with 3 daughters from 3 different dads. i get along with the girls great but my g/f takes all of her insecurities out on me. she is afraid to open up to me and it makes me think she is just gonna cheat. she txts on her phone all the time too even when it is just me and her on a date. pisses me off but i love her. what now?

hahaahahaha! that is awesome man!

r u f'n high?