omg....real good one

capricorn......and im stubborn just like the goat..lol

song....i applaud U....keep standing up for what u feel is right for U

i have seen meth destroy a lot of good families....it not only destroys
your body but your family relationships.....and yes you would be
surprised at what the makers will go thru to get the product they
need......do u really want all those household chemicals being inhaled
into your body...i have seen the aftereffects from to many gone
bad...its a sorry site

so very true Joe....but as a single mom i find most men arent ready or
willing to accept the whole package...they want to have the fun but
usually dont want to accept he rkids from a previous relationship as
part of the deal so its all fun and games to the men....the kids are the
ones getting hurt the most in the process......so please men.....think
more with your minds and hearts when getting involved with a single mom

good ones soncathcher..lol

my 80 yr old aunt sent this to me..she a riot

michael..u are beyond a doubt a most incrediable writer..yes your editor
will probably get headaches but i am sure she will love everthing she is
doing to help a man who deserves this adn so very much more.......keep
writing michael.....keep loving

thanks ya all.. i was busy printing out poems fo rmichael1313

omg

here u go michael

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.



The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The

doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to

examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and

told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to

check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right



testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the

doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip

on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with

amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the

midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles

still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around

and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.

What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy

boots."

Exercise your Brains:

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! ! !




Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.




Think like a wizard . . .








Man
1. ------------
Board










Ans.. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.









stand
2. ------------
i












Ans. = I understand








OK . .



Got the drift ?






Let's try a few now and see



How you fare ?






3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/














Ans.. = reading between the lines










4. r
road
a
d











Ans.. = cross road







Not having a good day now, are you ?




Redeem yourself.








5. cycle
cycle
cycle














Ans. = tricycle







Not easy to figure out ha!










0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.















Ans. = two degrees below zero







C'mon give it a little thought ! !








knee
7. ------------
light















Ans. = neon light



( knee - on - light )








U can prove u r smart by getting this one.








ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

















Ans. = six feet underground







Oh no, not again ! !










9. he's X himself














Ans. = he's by himself







Now u messing up big time.








10. ecnalg














Ans. = backward glance







Not even close ! !








11. Death ..... life















Ans. = life after death







Okay last chance ..................





12. THINK















Ans.. = think big ! !








And the last one is real fundoo - - -








13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...














Ans. = long time no 'C'



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A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The
cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for
it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she
returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we
can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup
truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

michael.....i swear u just love to make me cry dont u..so damn good
.....and sunsets are as beautiful as sunrises and dreams

another good one..do u realize this is number 109...that i know
of..lol..all of them so good

damn michael..u know how to touch the soul dont u

beautiful michael

michael ..again it was an awesome poem///i love your poems....hell i may
print them all out into a book..lol

michael.. i loved those poems....