A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The
cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for
it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she
returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we
can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup
truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

ROFLMAO!!!

that's an offer he can't refuse!!!

Hell ya!!

my 80 yr old aunt sent this to me..she a riot