The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.



The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The

doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to

examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and

told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to

check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right



testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the

doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip

on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with

amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the

midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles

still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around

and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.

What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy

boots."

LMAO cute one

thought everything was big in Texas?

Someone bee lying to you lol

Yeah and we have the home of Cowboys that only ride for 8 sec too lol

talk about a "Quicky"...dayum...lol...

too funny...

cute...