Gentlmen do kiss & tell
and
Gentlemen don't kill & tell

And please don't ???????? and tell . . .

I just had lunch.



Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

I would like to date a morphing female so that I can request and ever-changing selection of bodies . . .

oh, and I like what the guy on page 1 said about "mute" . . .

but then my expectation are moot, aren't they?

Bry

God
Children
Mother
Curly, the leg-humping androgenous Poodle-Mix
(possibly one woman from my past who I did not marry for good reason)

In that order.

What do I love unconditionally?

God
Children
Mother
Cheese

In that order.

Bry

Cheese for everyone . . .

Don't take this the wrong way, but . . .

Having been around dating sites for a while, I really don't advise ANNOUNCEMENTS, especially when you are so new to taling to each other and especially if you haven't even MET, yet.

Do yourselves a favor and keep it to yourself until you are well into the physical relationship, engaged, married and have offspring. J/K

I have seen it backfire so many times.

I believe that Discretion if the better part of Valor and fell bictim (willingly) to an announced virtual LDR. Let's just say the spark could not be sustained until we finally met so the result was anti-climactic.

Wishing you the best outcome,

Bry

I have learned not to be judgemental.

So many people are inexperienced at internet dating that they do not know what to put in a profile or what to expect when e-mailing (or winking - ). Many do not learn to reveal themselves in threads.

So, until I have had a chance to e-mail a few times and hear them speak on the phone, I really don't have a basis for understanding who they are. I have had much success in finding commonality and friends and I would have missed that (and the opportunity to grow and understand different view-points) if I had been working from a checklist looking to eliminate people as Soul Mates.

In business, I preach tolerance to my employees and work-mates. In private, I try to acknowledge all people (afterall, I don't think God scales Her loves for us unequally).

I am not on a mission to find a perfect life partner . . . but I am open to it and will embrace the potential opportunity when it comes.

I would say, NO, I am not more picky than in person, but I will say that:

People on the internet tend to feel more embolden to express their negativity, probably because they feel buffered from any repurcussion. So, people definitely show their judgementalism (as I saw just yesterday) and biases more freely. So maybe there is a built-in efficiency here?

Tolerance and being slow to judge works for me right now, so that is what I am going with.

But what the heck do I know?

Happy Monday Lunch everybody . . . back to work.

Bry

I have learned to pay more attention to actions than words.

Whether they are into you and have the capacity to love unconditionally is revealed in small actions.

I encourage people to be just who they are and I do the same. Sure, some relationships are shorter that way, but isn't that the point? To find out sooner, rather than later?

Forget about him, he is going to do whatever he can to justify his actions. Focus on what you do and what you think. Don't be overly suspicious, but look a little deeper, and talk to more people. See if the faults they admit to are the ones their friends see (we all have them you know) and see if he takes responsibility for them.

But what the heck do I know?

Bry

friendship = commonality + empathy

sex + friendship = intimacy

intimacy - friendship = sex

I prefer that there be a sexual spark from the beginning . . .

When I put things where they belong they are always there when I look for them.

Doing the work for one is a lot easier than doing the work for two.

Nothing they say will dissuede my kids from loving me.

I am always avaiable when I want sex.

It's ok for me to look at anyone anytime.



Ex-in laws: Don't miss them like they miss my $$$$.

Hmmm . . . I think I just gave myself an emotional root canal.

I love



But does it love me?

Cheese loves me, cheese love me not . . . .

When she changes personalities mid-sentence . . . like have a threesome with one person.



Split Personalities . . . can't live with THEM?

I only pay the girls I just view as a screw?



<<<--- Does not just screw for screwing sake . . . anymore.

Don't forget to PhotoShop out the Case Number and the height marks on the wall behind you.

Just sayin'

Bry

Damn you - double posting mouse click.

Eileen (OP),

Have you ever tried to sit on an egg until it was hard-boiled. I sat through damn near the whole Brady Bunch Marathon before I could eat one.




<<<--- He has an epiphany once, but the neurosurgeons removed it.

Bry

Talk about the Boy Wonder . . . I really, really wonder?!?!?



<<<---- Tesla, McCartney, & Patton

I left my little "Jingles" with my ex wife . . . and her lawyer . . . not willingly, though?

Do genitalia count as pets?



OP, We missed you yesterday.



Bry

Awe, c'mon, LadyLid . . .

whatever happened to

Coffee, tea, or me?



<<<--- Just flirtin'

Bry

Your DOs make me hot

Your don'ts make me sleep in other threads.



Bry

Real Men don't acknowledge lists written by women.



<<<---- Does not believe this applies to married men, for whom fulfilling Shopping Lists = SEX.

Serpentine Curves??

They scare the POOP out of me.