U never welcomed me!

No one welcome me?

I have no regrets even though i had a12yr drug habbit (been clean 4yrs) & became homeless.....don't get me wrong if i could start again i would have changed afew things but our mistakes define us as who we are....we're only human & hopefully we learn & we grow to be better people.
Life has taught me never take anything/anyone for granted because you can loose them so easily.
Smile,hold your head up & be proud of who you are & if you can't then take a long hard look in the mirror & ask why not..!

No problem

Simply would like to know what you thought of me

I can't speak for the Americans but as a Brit I am not envious or jealous of a country that wins the winter Olympics. The trouble in this world is so many people are blinkered to what is really going on in their particular country. If you think the winter Olympics was all about sport and nothing else you are very much mistaken!! As for Russia’s success let’s just see what happens in the Ukraine in the next few months. Sorry sweetest girl off topic again but the Olympics has finished!

If you are truly open minded looks and distance won't really matter its what s inside that counts if you open your heart and mind and think outside the box you might find everything you ever dreamed of and a whole lot more

Here we go, wondered when the sour grapes would start. I agree that the judging in the ice skating was dodgy at best and everyone seemed to be complaining about the melting ice but it's done now. Money talks as we all know. The money Russia spent and the opulence of it all was ridiculous, it was all about propaganda and who is the mightiest world power. The sport element was secondary. Time to move on!!

it says you look too cheap in your pics

I probably hold the record for the longest OP in the New Members Forum. What follows is my OP that I posted in that forum. In order to hide my true Melmacian identity, I altered my background to give it a Human appearance.

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[As a way of introducing myself, I am posting an interview of me that was posted on the blog "Life-Like Pundits". The interview appeared on the blog before my wife passed away.]

LLP: Why do you go by the name Dodo David?

DD: Eons ago, before the dinosaurs committed meteor-assisted suicide so that we could have crude oil, I was a pledge in the Thunderbird Squadron of the Arnold Air Society. The Squadron's pledges are called Dodos. The Squadron has a saying: "Once a Dodo, always a Dodo." I am living proof that the saying is true.

LLP: Does it bother you to be nicknamed after an extinct bird?

DD: Why should it? The extinction of objectivity in the Mainstream Media doesn't bother professional journalists.

LLP: Have you always wanted to be a writer?

DD: Yes, indeed. When I was a kid, my high school Sanskrit teacher told me that I had a talent for writing. However, he warned me that I shouldn't become a professional writer until something called the "printing press" was invented. So I waited. When Johannes Gutenberg finally got around to inventing the thing, he told me that he didn't have time to publish my writings because he was too busy printing the Bible. As luck would have it, after the Bible was printed, it became the world's all-time best seller. If only I had been first in line at Gutenberg Publishing, I would be rich and famous now instead of just being good looking.

LLP: Have you considered involvement in other forms of entertainment?

DD: Yes, I have. When Gansta Rap began becoming popular, I hired an agent and sought a recording contract as a rap artist. My stage name was "Toothpick Shakur". Motown never did return my calls.

LLP: What else have you tried doing?

DD: Well, I tried stand-up comedy. I had to stop because audiences kept yelling at me to sit down.

LLP: While in the Navy, you worked along side an active nuclear reactor. Have you experienced any negative consequences as a result of doing so?

DD: Well, I'll admit that there have been a few negative consequences. Once I was arrested for impersonating a neon light. Plus, I am banned from entering grocery stores. The last time that I went grocery shopping, I made the mistake of walking down the aisle that had all of the microwave meals. By the time that I reached the end, everything on the aisle was well done, including the sushi.

LLP: If you can't go grocery shopping, then you must be rather skinny.

DD: Well, duh. Why do you think my stage name was "Toothpick Shakur"?

LLP: Let's change the subject. Your posts indicate that you are a religious person. Have you ever considered becoming a preacher?

DD: Yes, indeed. I attended a seminary until I was expelled.

LLP: Expelled? Why were you expelled?

DD: Somehow the administration found out that I was responsible for the dead horse in the dean's office.

LLP: What did you do next?

DD: I went to work as a life guard at a public swimming pool, but the job didn't last very long.

LLP: Why?

DD: I had a habit of eating while on duty. One day I dropped my chocolate bar into the water, and then . . .

LLP: Say no more. We get the picture. So tell us about your family. You have a son. What is he like?

DD: Well, let me put it to you this way. My son has taught me why some animals eat their young. My wife says that my son acts just like me.

LLP: About your wife, it seems that she doesn't want to be associated with you. But why? She married you.

DD: Yes, but she says that she has regained her sanity.

LLP: How was your wedding?

DD: The wedding lasted much longer than I expected. During the ceremony, the minister made the customary statement, "If there be anyone here who has an objection to this marriage, let him speak now." Right then members of my wife's family started a filibuster.

LLP: Your wife's family didn't approve of you?

DD: Let me put it this way. One of my wife's relatives served as the photographer. When the photos were developed, I discovered that my head was cut off in every photo.*

LLP: Was there any other trouble during your wedding?

DD: Before or after the police showed up in riot gear?

LLP: Uh, before.

DD: Well, there was the incident that set off the riot.

LLP: What happened?

DD: It happened at the end of the ceremony. The minister made the customary statement: "Now you may kiss the bride." Before I could make my move, my wife was in a lip-lock with my best man. Behind him were all the other men, standing in a line.

LLP: Is that when you started the riot?

DD: I didn't start the riot. The minister did. He cut in line.

LLP: How did your wife react?

DD: She left before the police arrived. When I asked her where she was going, she replied, "I have a date."

LLP: Didn't you object?

DD: Of course I objected. I told her that I deserved her respect. She replied, "If I wanted to marry a man who was respectable, I would have married Rodney Dangerfield."

LLP: Ouch! That must have hurt. Did anything else go wrong?

DD: Well, after the wedding, I didn't see my wife again for several days. The next time that I had contact with her was when she sent me a post card. On the back of it, she had written, "Having a wonderful honeymoon."

LLP: Gee, that is awful. Why did your wife marry you in the first place?

DD: She said that marrying me was the penance that her confessor assigned to her.

LLP: Changing the subject, what does your wife think about you joining the Life-Like Pundits?

DD: She says that if this blog were a village, then I would be its idiot.

LLP: She has a point. Do you think that she would be interested in joining the Life-Like Pundits?

DD: I don't know. I will have to ask her when she gets back from her second honeymoon.


[*True Story]

Ex American? He married a Russian woman because he reckoned America were not doing enough for him!!In England we call that a marriage of convenience!!

I speak from my mouth!!!

You are in the minority with that statement I'm afraid!!Oh apart from the judges who weren't influenced in any shape or form!!

Full respect for your thought tigressqueen!!

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When she orders you to do it. You will do it.