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Thu 03/19/09 09:20 AM

I prefer pulsating loverod....


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Thu 03/19/09 09:01 AM
I just say 'Mornin'. I wouldn't want to assume. Besides maybe I've just had 83 good mornings in a row and today I'm feel like having a really crappy one!rant




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Thu 03/19/09 08:57 AM
Now there really was NO reason to let this die. It's as pointless as most of the other threads here:laughing:



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Thu 03/19/09 08:55 AM


didn't you get it..they want sex slaphead




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Didn't you get it. Some people are clueless.huh


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Thu 03/19/09 08:51 AM


with the coming of Spring,are you affraid of thunderstorms? be seeing you

Spring has nothing to do with my unnatural fear of thunder and lightening storms.



Does anybody know the price of rice in China?what



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Thu 03/19/09 08:50 AM
Afraid of them? I'm looking forward to going out in them and calling a few Thunderbirds.shocked



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Thu 03/19/09 08:48 AM
"You know, If you have a cat and live alone. When you die your cat will eat you" Craig Fergusson.surprised




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Thu 03/19/09 08:26 AM

Or the guy who said he was divorced on his profile but actually was still married, not even separated. He said his wife moved out and was living with some other guy for the past three years and he figured it was just as good as being divorced???


Hey, thats better than being told she's a single mother who's living with a friend until she can find a place to live. You show up 15 minutes early to find out she's married and living and the family is still together in the same house. Or going to meet a woman and you try to surprise her and you find she's out with what you were told was her ex-boyfriend whom she insisted she would never date again?

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Thu 03/19/09 08:19 AM
Jack 3.16 Says; Never trust ANYONE with anything you can't afford to lose.



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Wed 03/18/09 09:58 AM
These ghosts hafta keep botherin me? Can't they just get an afterlife?surprised slaphead



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Wed 03/18/09 09:00 AM
Opening a Swede/Mex Restaurant. It would have a FiestaBord where I would serve Potato Ole's(Pronounced O-Lee), Beany Lena Burritos and Lars' Lutfisk Tacos. Whadya think?




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Mon 03/16/09 10:45 AM
Hey, I may be an irritating $^%#^%$#, But I am not a pig. But I will admit the number is probably around 94%.



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Fri 03/13/09 11:11 AM
Cuz when 2 people who really love each other explode together in a moment(OK night)of passion, it's something that you just can't beat.surprised


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Fri 03/13/09 10:46 AM

love I want to be that old couple on the front porth swinging together on one of those porch swingslove just enjoying the cool breeze and each others companylove


And everybody wondering why she's grinnin all the time.biggrin

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Fri 03/13/09 10:06 AM
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.




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Fri 03/13/09 09:17 AM

leave you emptier then before you had it...


Pretty Much.sad2



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Fri 03/13/09 09:15 AM
My mom.waving



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Wed 03/11/09 09:56 AM
What if it kills you and yer not smart enough to stay dead?





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Wed 03/11/09 09:46 AM
My Cat.



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Wed 03/11/09 09:36 AM


Red Green Gone Bad. I wonder if Harold was involved?




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ITS THE HAROLD MOBILE...........



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