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Fri 01/23/09 09:10 AM
And that's the toilet brush, not a backscratcher.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:06 AM
Thanks, I think.

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Fri 01/23/09 08:52 AM
Hitting a deer at 65 mph is not fast food!

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Fri 01/23/09 08:49 AM
How do I get a pic from 'my pics' into a thread?

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Fri 01/23/09 08:43 AM


Sorry for actually trying to kill this thread but,

Think about the person you detest.
Are they worth the time, effort, or even the peace of mind you waste detesting them?

Just a thought.


I know, thanks for reminding me. You are a good man.



SSSHHHHHH. Don't tell anybody, they think I'm a jerk here.

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Fri 01/23/09 08:39 AM
Sorry for actually trying to kill this thread but,

Think about the person you detest.
Are they worth the time, effort, or even the peace of mind you waste detesting them?

Just a thought.

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Thu 01/22/09 10:26 AM

Who remembers "Squirt" gum?


Ya mean Freshen Up? Or Cum Gum?

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Thu 01/22/09 10:21 AM

Would breast milk count?

Where does the line form?

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Thu 01/22/09 10:15 AM
You asked.

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Thu 01/22/09 10:08 AM


Sure, now I got 2 crazy ladies as suspects. What to do, what to do. OK, Jello wrestling at 30 paces. :tongue:

Typical male response when two intelligent beautiful women are in the same room!! Why does it always have to come down to jello wrestling???
grumble laugh


Cuz it's easier to see thru than mud.

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Thu 01/22/09 10:07 AM

I was wearing flip-flops in the kitchen...slipped on some water...did the splits...I think I fractured my va-jay-jay...grumble


Can I kiss it and make it all better, or wetter, whatever.

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Thu 01/22/09 10:04 AM


I'm the eighth dwarf.huh



I've never "eight" a dwarf before...


You should try it some time.:wink:

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Thu 01/22/09 10:00 AM
Duh? Coffee?grumble

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Thu 01/22/09 09:57 AM
Sure, now I got 2 crazy ladies as suspects. What to do, what to do. OK, Jello wrestling at 30 paces. :tongue:

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Thu 01/22/09 09:54 AM
First get a copy of Cosmo, its right on the cover thay have tons of articles about what women are looking for. After you've read about 20 issues, forget everything you read cuz it's all a bunch of bull. Go to a bar, see if there's anything you want. If not have a few beers and try again. Keep repeating till you've spotted one you like. Go up and buy her a drink, ask if she's interested. If not repeat until she is. Any other questions?
frustrated

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Thu 01/22/09 09:48 AM
I'll bet it's that crazy lady who keeps changin' the subject that stole my gum. winking

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Thu 01/22/09 09:44 AM

Yer a quick one, Kenny...:laughing:


smokin

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Thu 01/22/09 09:32 AM
I'm the eighth dwarf.huh

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Thu 01/22/09 09:31 AM

Can anyone please tell me why they quit making Hubba Bubba grape? That was a must have in my pocket when I went out on the weekends. Now all you can find is Bubblious. Just not the same man tears


They have Hubba Bubba here again for the first time since I was a kid. I don't know where it went. But it's back here in MN.

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Thu 01/22/09 09:24 AM


What was the name of that movie? Them? I am here to kick and chew bubblegum. Roddy Piper rules.



Hell yea! "...and I'm all outta bubblegum!" I want the soundtrack to it...sounds like great "boom-boom" music...if ya' catch my drift...


Or somebody stole it!grumble

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