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Topic: Horticulture...
Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 03/12/09 10:44 AM
"You can lead a horticulture...but you can't make her think!" OK, c'mon...rub those two brain cells together & give me some of your best twisted, butchered, or Norm Crosby-esque phrases...I know you can do it!

Lynann Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 4072	Thu 03/12/09 10:49 AM
haha Excellent post Phuque

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 03/12/09 10:50 AM
rub

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 03/12/09 10:53 AM
You can wish in one hand and shyt in the other and see which one fills up first !

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 03/12/09 10:54 AM
how do you make a hormone? Throw her out and refuse to pay her! So is the door A Jar???

Jungian101 Joined Fri 02/27/09 Posts: 517	Thu 03/12/09 10:58 AM
Why do men pay for sex? They pay for her to leave !!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 03/12/09 10:59 AM
I have a friend who's famous for this stuff. My favorite of his was "I wonder if it's as bad as it really is?" (I used that one in my first book.) Recently, he said "Let's not go and put the horse before the cart." One of the guys I play hockey with, when told that there was a fifty-fifty chance a certain event would take place, said, "Well I think it's more like a sixty-eighty chance."

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 03/12/09 11:07 AM
An oldie but a goodie: You can tune a piano...but you can't tuna fish...

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Thu 03/12/09 11:07 AM
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO ,BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH.........

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Thu 03/12/09 11:08 AM
YOU STOLE MY LINE.........

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 03/12/09 11:13 AM
Is there an echo in here?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 03/12/09 04:10 PM
Fine! Do I have to do everything? "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...than a frontal lobotomy.." And dedicated to Loo: Look at meeeee!

huskydogowner Joined Sun 08/19/07 Posts: 259	Thu 03/12/09 06:06 PM
"Stupid sperm are better swimmers...just look at Kevin Federline." anon

KennyLingus Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 841	Fri 03/13/09 10:06 AM
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Don't Panic!

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Fri 03/13/09 10:10 AM
A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER.............

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 03/13/09 10:12 AM
A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER............. Obviously you've never had a psyllicybin shroom, have ya'?

FreeToB Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 1332	Fri 03/13/09 10:15 AM
A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER............. Obviously you've never had a psyllicybin shroom, have ya'? Break the stem...make sure it turns purple!!!!

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Fri 03/13/09 10:51 AM
HAHAHAH thats freakin great. i'm sooo stealing that.

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