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gwen

helloooo

good luck jess

i do

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He
said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If
you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely
die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially
nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it
will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make
love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to
economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,
and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
copilot to speak with the woman. The copilot went to talk with the
woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York, and I'm not moving."

The copilot returned to the ****pit and asked the captain what he should
do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this."

He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to
her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

Q: Why should the Republican party change its emblem from an elephant to
a condom?

A: A condom more clearly and appropriately reflects the party's stance
today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually getting screwed.

i've never eaten beaver

there are no filipino stores there in oregon?

you eat balut? filipinos love it yet they include it in fear factor

yes solid...yum!!!

maybe the people from ny/nj could go together

filipino, japanese, chinese, thai (sorta partial about asian food)

i also like italian, pizza, seafood

boy = ralph
girl = charina

master = pupil

simple = mind

goodnight greeneye