Topic: republican party
josehon's photo
Thu 05/24/07 11:11 PM
Q: Why should the Republican party change its emblem from an elephant to
a condom?

A: A condom more clearly and appropriately reflects the party's stance
today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually getting screwed.