Machinery @ work? Gossip from co-workers? Bickering people? Arguing kids? Nagging in-laws?

Don't be shy....share it!

I am listening to 2 ppl argue about a stupid dog, and trying to drown them out with some Disturbed - Hell.

dude- i have been there several times...and i find myself there again- but i have also found out along the way that there really are ppl that love me for WHO and WHAT i am...ME! so hang in there- it gets better even when we dont believe it will or can..peace!
Always,
Doug

I saw someone put a link in a direct message to me, however when I tried the same code, it would not work for me...how do ya do that?

Do me a favor....go here and rate my music please..I am making a playlist for some deejaying opportunities, and just wanna get a feel for it
http://www.geocities.com/duglop/index.html

howdy! im pretty good with html tricks and all that....but i have not figured out how to get direct links etc to work in the forums messages etc...is it done differently then usual? or is there a trick here?

I had twelve bottles of whisky in the cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink – or else! I proceeded with this unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I abstracted the cork from the second bottle, and did likewise with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I poured the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other which where twenty-one, and as the house came by I counted them again. I finally had counted all the houses and one bottle which I drank.

I am not under the alcofluence of incohol, but thinkle peep I am. I am not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish – I don’t know who is me – and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARMING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

Or better yet...let me rate you

That almost sounds like a secret recipe

Smile a while and while you smile, Smile another smile, And soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish ur day is full of smile.

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.


God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

actually there is a little of me in every animal...guess i am not fully human eh?

this could get interesting...

MY WORD OF THE DAY!
QUODLIBET

Either a topic for (or exercise in) philosophical or theological discussion, or a light-hearted medley of well-known tunes.



here is the source I found my word at...have fun!
http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/index.htm

tips hat...howdy..welcome from 1 newbie (kinda sorta) to another.enjoy!

CHEERS!

haha now THAT is original!

I am the wolf...heh sorry forgot to say that

ALLIGATOR Survival, Stealth
ANT Patience, family, team-work
ANTELOPE Action, Speed, Grace, Rapid Advancement
ARMADILLO Boundaries
BADGER Aggressiveness
BAT Rebirth
BEAR Healing, Inner knowing, Strength, Introspection
BEAVER Building, Shaping, Structure
BUFFALO Prayer, Abundance, Healing, Good Fortune
BUTTERFLY Transformation, Balance, Grace
CAMEL Patience, resilience
CANARY Faithful, friendly
CARIBOU Travel, Mobility
CAT Agile, Resourceful
COUGAR Balance, Majesty
COYOTE Humor, Trickiness, Reversal of Fortune
COW Placid, gentle, faithful
CRANE Balance, Majesty
CROW Council, Wisdom, Resourcefulness, Law
DEER body awareness, alertness, Gentleness, Sensitivity, Peace
DOG Loyalty, team-work, family
DOLPHIN Psychic abilities, initiators, Joy, Harmony, Connection with Self
DOVE Peace, tranquility
DOVE, TURTLE Safety, peace
DRAGON Protection, fertility, balance
DRAGONFLY Skill, Refinement, Relentlessness
EAGLE Potency, Healing Power, Illumination, High ideals, spiritual philosophy
ELK Stamina, Pride, Power, Majesty
FAERY Gentleness, friendship
FOX Elusiveness, agility, cleverness, Camouflage, Subtlety, Discretion
FROG Cleansing, Peace, Emotional Healing
GARGOYLE Faithful, patient
GOAT Tenacity, Diligence
GOOSE Safe Return, Love of Home
HAWK Perception, Focus, protection, Awareness, Truth
HEDGEHOG Self-preservation
HERON Intuition, organization
HORSE Stability, courage, Freedom, Power, Safe Movement
HUMMINGBIRD Beauty, Wonder, Agility, Joy
JAGUAR shamanic wisdom, focused power
LION, MOUNTAIN Strength, elusiveness, leadership
LIZARD Dreaming, Letting Go, Elusiveness
LOON Communication, Serenity
LYNX Secrets
MOLE Trusting, instrospection
MOOSE Self-esteem, Unpredictability, Spontaneity
MOUSE Innocence, faith, trust, scrutiny, illusion, charm
OCTOPUS Resourceful
OPOSSUM Diversion
OTTER Medicine (woman), Joy, Laughter, Lightness
OWL symbolic wisdom, shadow work, vision, insight
PANDA Shy, introspection
PARROT Intelligent, patient
PIG Resourcefulness, family
PORCUPINE Innocence, Humility<O:P>
QUAIL Protectiveness, Group Harmony
RABBIT faith, nurturance, Conquering Fear, Safety, Innocence
RAT Resilient, family, resourceful
RAVEN Inner journeys, dreams, Mystery, Exploration of the Unknown, Magick
SALMON Trust, Strength, Determination, Persistence
SANDPIPER Quickness, Foraging, Scavenging
SEAGULL Carefree Attitude, Versatility, Freedom
SEAL Contentment
SHARK nt, confident, intelligent
SKUNK Caution, Warning, Respect, Reputation
SLOTH Tenacious, patient
SNAIL Perserverance, Determination
SNAKE Transmutation, Power, Life Force, ual Potency
SPIDER Web of Life, Interconnectedness, Industrious, Weaving
SQUIRREL Trust, Thrift, Gathering
SWAN Grace, Elegance, Nurturing Together, Relationship, Oneness
THUNDERBIRD Protection, good luck
TIGER Strength, resourcefulness
TURKEY Resourcefulness
TURTLE Peaceful, Symbolic of the Goddess, Love & Protection, Healing & Knowledge
UNICORN Peace, love, tranquility
VULTURE Patience, perseverance
WHALE Record Keeper, Creativity & Intuition
WEASEL Stealth
WOLF Earth wisdom, protection, Creativity & Intuition, Teacher

Thats actually kinda atractive..hey so I used to eat paint chips dipped in glue as a child.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

I had twelve bottles of whisky in the cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink – or else! I proceeded with this unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I abstracted the cork from the second bottle, and did likewise with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I poured the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other which where twenty-one, and as the house came by I counted them again. I finally had counted all the houses and one bottle which I drank.

I am not under the alcofluence of incohol, but thinkle peep I am. I am not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish – I don’t know who is me – and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.