thanx..this poem won me a prize and got published- problem is- i dont even know what book lol

Thanx ya'all..so far it's been really cool..imma good dude- no assembly required, no bribing necessary, no batteries needed...and pay no attention to those glowing rocks behind me!

I forgot 1 important question...I ATE WHAT?

lol..didnt expect any1 to take the test- bravo. you win- show her whats behind door number 4 charlie!

ever wonder that? well, now ya can check it out here- http://www.deathclock.com/

here is my day...
Sunday, August 29, 2032

when is yours?

you have a dude with a gun to yourhead...you got 10 seconds...what would you say?

Is the hokee pokee really what its all about ?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ?

What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ?

If bankers could count how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ?

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?

If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit ?

Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun" ?

If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two ?

Why do they call them hemorrhoids instead of "asteroids"?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?

Why do psychics have to ask your name ?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn ?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboard of the drive-in ATM ?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song ?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away ?

If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell , is it a success ?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays ?

How do they get the deer to cross at theyellow signs ?

If white wine goes with fish , do white grapes go with sushi ?

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular ?

If you're born again , do you have two belly buttons ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ?

How is it possible to have a civil war ?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ?

How happy are larks, really?

Why do they say "near-miss", when referring to no collision?
If it's a near-miss, didn't they hit?

Someone hollar at me..still new here and looking for good peeps to add to my collection...or to be added to yous =) ps...any1 from Illinois awake still?

Awesome sounding hard rocking Christian music - yes you heard me right...but ya never would guess they were...think of slipknot meets disturbed...best song- "follow the wolves"..check em out if ya get the chance!

They say love is all about give and take
They say that love is all about what we make
We're taught that love is so blind
And we learn that love is supposed to be kind

When love is found we wonder if it's true
When love is lost we feel so blue
Love can make us feel oh so good
But love can also be so misunderstood

Love comes and goes in so many ways
It can last for hours months or days
Real love is what we all look for
Never pass it up when it strolls thru the door

If the love is good then it is strong
But if it is weak it wont last long
Love is many things from the start
But love seems to stem, from a crying heart

This rose started out as a tiny seed
This rose sprouted into a single precious bud
This rose bloomed to its fullest potential beauty

This rose knows not what happened next
This rose has no clue what went wrong
Yet this rose is suffering just the same

This rose is lost with what took place
This rose never ever meant any harm
Yet this rose is slowly wilting away

This rose worked hard to get where is was
This rose never gave up when all seemed lost
Yet this rose has seen its better days

This rose withstood torrential rains
This rose withstood the blazing sun
Yet this rose is nearing its fateful end

This rose has lived a very wonderful life
This rose has given all it had to give
But that is the life, of The Bleeding Rose

I am the person my mom always told me I would eventually meet....but I never took her serious, and now- it's too late for me! I am the nut that fell the farthest from the highest branch and hit the hardest on the ground!

On a more serious note, my true friends would describe me as a loyal, dependable, goofy and trustworthy friend...I love amusement parks, camping (LOVE STARING INTO CAMPFIRES AND GETTING LOST IN THE FLAMES), beaches, texting (I have free texting btw), concerts and music(LOUD), horseback riding, any kind of sport.

Looking to expand my horizons...care to assist?