Gosh I love brown sugar cinnamon poptarts.

Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net."

Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house.

Ooooops, that was a blanket statement.....!

Why do all ostriches wear blankets.....?

and still pigs will not fly.....

...when people look at your profile and don't message you to at least mention how unbelievably awesome you are?

am i the only person who takes it as a personal affront when people just look?

No, those are magpies. That would make another great hybrid, a magpig.

Pigs generally ARE clean animals but they sometimes go insane and reject all hygienic tendencies.

Ostriches will eat donuts if the donuts are shaped like little TV cameras. The wonders of nature.

I think Ostriches are just natural peckers. 7 foot tall, two legged peckers. Don't stand too close.

It's true, though. And their dialogue is better than mine.

So, I was playing over on a mostly British site I stumbled onto...it's a hoot BTW... Mainly a group of ladies who met on a wedding planning site...drinking tea in the afternoon & getting pleasantly smashed in the evenings...when I came across this post:

I'm soooo ashamed! So, I missed me time & as I was just recently fitted with the coil, I was afraid it would get stuck in the baby's 'ead. So, I went into the loo at work & must've not closed the door properly, when one of the ladies opened the door only to find me foot on the loo with me 'and up me foof & now she's told 'alf the office that I was in there for a diddle!

I LMFAO after I converted it from British to Texan...oh my!



























So how many of you can easily convert regional colloquialisms & vernacular into American-speak? And how hard is it for our foreign friends?

I do prefer clean socks but the "cousin's boobs" is really sort of a non-issue since I'm not a boob guy to begin with.

All of my good characters end up in my books....

14 will get you 20.

I believe there are many for someone, and in life, we have many soulmates.

I beleieve that if we put good out into the universe, we will get good back, mixed with the reality of bad that happens, which is there to strengnthen us.


I also believe that magnetisim brings us closer to other harmonius vibes, and when one is harmonius, they attract the same, (also in a partner).


When the time is right, we gravitate toward someone more harmonius for us.


I believe in a spiritual joining occours between two people if the powers that be allow, and how we stay together, is purely in attitude up to us, unless the powers that be do not see fit at any point in time.


I also believe that nothing changes, if nothing changes.