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WHAT ARE YOU READING NOW
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There are ways and means of getting books for free on the kindle! You do know I just put my entire body of work on Kindle, right? I'm currently reading Lex's 'Perfectly Frank'(which i did pay for!) Thank you, Dan! One of the problems going digital is that is does create the possibility for people to download your books illegally. You can download books just like you can music and films. I just did a search for your name on the torrent site i use and there is nothing of yours on there. Maybe it would be worth doing regular checks as it might be possible for you to get any torrents removed. I know it is basically theft but i couldnt resist it when i found one single file to download with several thousand books within it. After a couple of hours i pretty much had a lifetimes worth of reading, for nothing. Your books are the only books i'll actually be paying for now. |
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WHAT ARE YOU READING NOW
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Just finished reading The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy' of five books, now about to start the 6th book in the series which isn't by Douglas Adams, will see if it deserves to be included! I haven't read the 6th yet, let us know how it is. I was bitterly disappointed and gave up on it after a few chapters. I might give it another attempt at a later date, as i was probably expecting too much from it. I think i was expecting the author to be able to mimic Adam's style. Those are some big shoes to fill. I think I'll wait and get a cheap paperback of it. There are ways and means of getting books for free on the kindle! I'm currently reading Lex's 'Perfectly Frank'(which i did pay for!) |
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If masturbation is a sin
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If God knows im doing it, he is watching me doing it, and that makes him a bigger sinner than me. How so? It's not like God would be a peeping tom looking in hopes to see something as such. God watches our every move, not out of lust, not out of anything like that. Out of love, out of watching over us to protect us, watching our every move for judgement time, ect ect. If failing to spot a joke was a sin, you would be going to hell. Next time i'll add a 'lol' on to make it less subtle for ya! (lol!) ok lol, that would be much appreciative. This is a serious forum. Maybe not for everyone, but quite a lot of people hold dear to their religous/spiritual beliefs and don't joke around about and or with them. Maybe thats one of your problems, taking your religion(and yourself) too seriously. Maybe you need to masturbate more often. (lol!) |
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If masturbation is a sin
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If God knows im doing it, he is watching me doing it, and that makes him a bigger sinner than me. How so? It's not like God would be a peeping tom looking in hopes to see something as such. God watches our every move, not out of lust, not out of anything like that. Out of love, out of watching over us to protect us, watching our every move for judgement time, ect ect. If failing to spot a joke was a sin, you would be going to hell. Next time i'll add a 'lol' on to make it less subtle for ya! (lol!) |
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OK i woulda shagged me five years ago! lol
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Im a jack-*** of all trades and a master of fun. Dan99 And very witty also. You can turn that into a business throwing parties for people. Why thank you! I'm funnier online than real life. People that have met me have been surprised how normal(boring) i am. I would like to be a comedy writer. But i'm way too lazy, and unsure if i actually could do it well enough. Dan99 You could do an entire routine about how lazy or normal you are. LOL You have the look of a stand up comic. I watch them all the time on Netflix. I like the low key comics who look bored and disgusted. I don't like the high energy comics who scream and pace back and forth on the stage. They make me nervous. I was the Best Man at my friends wedding, and my speech went down a treat, someone even asked if i did stand up. But watching it back, it really wasnt that good(if you want to be bored for 10 whole minutes its on youtube called 'dans best man speech'). Writing is really my only hope at comedy. Found it! Wow I like hearing your English accent. The video was difficult to understand, a lot of echo in the room. Many American friends have commented how they cant understand a word i say! lol |
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Im a jack-*** of all trades and a master of fun. Dan99 And very witty also. You can turn that into a business throwing parties for people. Why thank you! I'm funnier online than real life. People that have met me have been surprised how normal(boring) i am. I would like to be a comedy writer. But i'm way too lazy, and unsure if i actually could do it well enough. Dan99 You could do an entire routine about how lazy or normal you are. LOL You have the look of a stand up comic. I watch them all the time on Netflix. I like the low key comics who look bored and disgusted. I don't like the high energy comics who scream and pace back and forth on the stage. They make me nervous. I was the Best Man at my friends wedding, and my speech went down a treat, someone even asked if i did stand up. But watching it back, it really wasnt that good(if you want to be bored for 10 whole minutes its on youtube called 'dans best man speech'). Writing is really my only hope at comedy. |
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Quick question - would it be gay if i had sex with him? Dan99, Wow, at least he would know what you like, and would probably agree with you. But can you both take it in the rear? LOL I'm too ugly to really want to have sex with me. This was just me attempting to be philosophical! |
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Im a jack-*** of all trades and a master of fun. Dan99 And very witty also. You can turn that into a business throwing parties for people. Why thank you! I'm funnier online than real life. People that have met me have been surprised how normal(boring) i am. I would like to be a comedy writer. But i'm way too lazy, and unsure if i actually could do it well enough. |
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If masturbation is a sin
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If God knows im doing it, he is watching me doing it, and that makes him a bigger sinner than me.
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Quick question - would it be gay if i had sex with him?
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Im a jack-*** of all trades and a master of fun.
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The Pregnancy
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Thanks old hippy!
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Was Hitler Gay?
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The dirty one-testicled club-footed Jewish POOF!
I await my bashing from the Hitler lovers. |
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Was Hitler Gay?
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The Pregnancy
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Congrats! I didnt know you were pregnant!
Me and Lisa are gonna be having a baby boy in December :) |
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Was Hitler Gay?
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There is also the rumour that he only has one testicle. There was a song which was popular to sing during the war, which you hear people still singing now(in Britain) which goes: Hitler, has only got one ball The other, is in the Albert Hall His mother, the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small There is, i believe, some weak evidence to suggest this might have been true. But it probably wasn't. I'm sure Hitler had to balls, hell it took a BIG pair to pull the crap he pulled. The guy had guts.......... Complimenting Hitler? |
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Was Hitler Gay?
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There is also the rumour that he only has one testicle. There was a song which was popular to sing during the war, which you hear people still singing now(in Britain) which goes:
Hitler, has only got one ball The other, is in the Albert Hall His mother, the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small There is, i believe, some weak evidence to suggest this might have been true. But it probably wasn't. |
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The bible was written a very long time ago and people should realise that much of it doesn't apply to modern society. Many believers will disagree and choose to live in a way that is not best for them or their happiness. I find it very pitiful. The Holy Bible might have been written a very long time ago but I make bold to say it yet remains the most current and uptodate information material ever produced in this world. No matter what,it can't go out of date and times. On the issue of submission by women,since d Bible commanded it,it becomes a divine instruction which must be adhered to but men too are biblically expected to reciprocate this by showing respect and providing for the needs of their wives. They are expected to treat their wives with care and tenderness... How is it current and up to date? Much of what is in the bible is out of date. 'He who receives a prophet as a prophet shall get the reward of a prophet...' and vice-versa. For one to get the latest and current information from the bible,she/he must be truly born again having received Jesus Christ as his/her personal Lord and saviour. She/he must also depend solely on the Holy Spirit to interprete the most uptodate information,to run daily affairs,even out of the so-called obsolete biblical injunctions,for her/he. Otherwise you'll only be reading the bible like a common story book without making any sense out of it. Faith and a meek heart that will not be carried away by one's level of education and/or civilization are some of other factors. So you now see why many think bible teachings are out of date! Pitiful. I don't know why i pity you because i shouldn't really care what crap you want to believe. But i do. |
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Was Hitler Gay?
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I thought this could be an interesting thread, but for some strange reason people are talking about Obama. BOOOOOORRRRRRIRNGG!!!
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