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3 boobs?! Thats nothing!
My girlfriend has got 2 c**ts! (the other one is me!) |
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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My second phrase of the day is: As long as my face is in tact, you'll have somewhere to sit. You really made me laugh so hard, tears streaming from my eyes...... I tasted it. It came into my mouth. This thread has gone full circle! |
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like. I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy. I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me). By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around? Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash! Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants. That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill. I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases. Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt.... Very true. I think you might be on to something there.. Ok, i just questioned him and asked for his ID. It can't be Obama, because this dude is definately American. That narrows it down to Will Smith and Michael Jordan. I don't have a basketball ball, so i'll have to have a rap-off with him. I cant think of any other way. (somebody give me a beat!) |
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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My second phrase of the day is:
As long as my face is in tact, you'll have somewhere to sit. |
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I wanna suck that mole!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like. I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy. I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me). By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around? Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash! Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants. That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill. I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases. Then it might be Obama. Hey, they said he was trying to find some way to deal with the national debt.... Very true. I think you might be on to something there.. Ok, i just questioned him and asked for his ID. It can't be Obama, because this dude is definately American. |
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So is mine. Must be something to do with all the boobs i am looking at.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like. I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy. I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me). By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around? Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash! Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants. That's probably George Foreman, he's gonna try to sell you a grill. I don't think he is big enough to be George Foreman, plus he keeps saying 'whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis'. I dont think that is one of George's phrases. |
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Someone explain what a t1t is to this gentleman please!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like. I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy. I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me). By any chance, is Adrian Lester hanging around? Hey, i am a professional, i wouldn't let him anywhere near all this cash! Its just me and my colleague, and some black dude wearing a groucho marx nose and glasses. God knows what he wants. |
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Or you can just show it to me and i will describe it to the others?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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I am at work. I am looking at something like 6 billion pounds in cash. I don't know if anyone can imagine what that looks like.
I just want a sack full of cash, im not greedy. I can only see it, i can't get to it(so please don't try to kidnap me). |
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If you show us all your boob, we'll have a better chance at finding your other one.
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Also, American girls do not like the use of figurative language! lol (sorry!)
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I'll keep looking at t1ts on the internet until i see one that might be yours.
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Not to say anymore
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I think Turdoavenger is the best name.
It isnt necessarily the name of someone i would like to shake hands with though. |
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I would like to know about American women...what they like, dislike...how they behave to man...do they like family life...Are they accept Asian culture...do they enjoy foreign food...do they struggle for family... I am very curious...Please give me some ideas... Disclaimer: the following suggestions are based entirely on my own personal experience and may have been extrapolated/embellished for the sake of artistic license. People who are easily offended by satirical stereotypes, or people who cannot read English, should stop reading now and go back to your Danielle Steel book, unless it, too, is in English.) There are only 4 things you really need to know about what American women like: Babies Alcohol Shoes Reality TV IF you can keep those in mind at all times, AND if you can successfully turn your brain off and let her do all your thinking for you, you'll be just fine. And by "just fine," I mean "well and truly doomed." Eww! No! Geez No! Though I need a new pair of cowboy boots. I would shoot myself if I actually had to watch those! For a minute there i thought we had found Lex a match, and then i noticed you live in Ghana! |
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I would like to know about American women...what they like, dislike...how they behave to man...do they like family life...Are they accept Asian culture...do they enjoy foreign food...do they struggle for family... I am very curious...Please give me some ideas... Disclaimer: the following suggestions are based entirely on my own personal experience and may have been extrapolated/embellished for the sake of artistic license. People who are easily offended by satirical stereotypes, or people who cannot read English, should stop reading now and go back to your Danielle Steel book, unless it, too, is in English.) There are only 4 things you really need to know about what American women like: Babies Alcohol Shoes Reality TV IF you can keep those in mind at all times, AND if you can successfully turn your brain off and let her do all your thinking for you, you'll be just fine. And by "just fine," I mean "well and truly doomed." Oh no. I think my fiance might be American! |
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We're about to be hit with the tail end of Hurricane Irene, so i am made to believe. My missus is due to fly back home from Scotland tomorrow, i'll keep my fingers crossed.
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feedback please :-)
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It needs work.
And you need a shirt on, but thats just my preference. |
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