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brilliant

awesome!

The first one is just wrong but i giggled.... Little johnny jokes are just classic
Thanks

photo 3 is a better profile pic! and you're too cool for a Saturn..

Damn you got it IB4 me

Just FYI Don Ho is dead.

nice one

the accidental baptism.

Dude this one is my fav..

Why men shouldn't write an advice column

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to ahalt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Ok I'll start.
What brought you to the islands?

that's awesome

wow I didn't know this part of the site existed...lol I'm always in the jokes and funny stories.

If I saw a guy in a gillie suit in line behind me I would run! I hope he wasn't buying ammo.

Issac you are so judgmental. The scarier part would be if there was another fat dude at the other end

I'm glad you have a day job

If you could only see the past but not be able to interact( say if you were out of phase with the current time) I'd like to visit some Historical events. When Jesus turned water into wine, I'd be such a hit at parties... Did Oswald really do it? Who built those pyramids? Put and end to crop circles. The first girl I asked out and said No, was she really washing her hair that day? questions so many questions there would be a the butterfly effect to consider if you could interact with the past. That would be a bad idea. You can't learn from the past if you could change it. Also if you could erase mistakes taking risks would no longer have meaning.

Aristotle

some people like to sleep in on Sunday

They better end it beofre I go insane! Where did the island go? if you die you come back? how did John get off the island? So many questions I just can't take anymore