I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.


She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it..

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time..'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the $hit out of me...

That's hillarious!

thats awesome!

brilliant

God.. It was hillarious

I hope that's not a real life experience

Priceless

Yeah. Priceless.

BK...so good to see you again...thanks for the chuckle

good one!

Hello,

Wow, roflmao that just made my Monday XD

Thanks,
Marcus

priceless

That reminded me of this one:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets His girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, Come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns to her and says " I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."

The moral of the story:
Be more specific.

Very funny, though.

Too cute!

why would she beat the ship out of u?

He only did what he was told.