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Tue 08/27/13 09:21 PM
Edited by karmafury on Tue 08/27/13 09:38 PM


5... Fact remains that if SOME of the gun control policies here were enacted in US then the majority of the mass shootings, perpetrated with legally owned weapons, would not have happened. I have previosly posted on this in another gun control thread.


I don't think you can know that. Criminals don't obey "gun control laws" and besides, if they didn't have guns, they would find something else like bombs if they wanted to reek havoc.




Link to above image (sorry didn't get it bigger): https://www.impartial-review.com/stories/would-canadian-laws-prevent-mass-murders-in-the-us



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Tue 08/27/13 08:31 PM

I notice that JOHNN111 has not responded to my post and link to documentation concerning the extermination of Canadian natives.
http://canadiangenocide.nativeweb.org/genocide.pdf



GENOCIDE IS ALIVE AND WELL AND ON GOING IN THIS WORLD.

I suspect aliens are behind it.






1... When copy / pasting a document as proof of your point of view .... shouldn't alter it to fit what you want. That document is not classified.

2... The only thing ongoing in the matter of residential schools is the investigation. The last of the residential schools was shut down in 1996.

3... The US is still doing it and holding natives as political prisoners.

4... Don't start on me as a typical "holier than thou" Canadian. I am a member of the NRA and of the NFA (National Firearms Association).

5... Fact remains that if SOME of the gun control policies here were enacted in US then the majority of the mass shootings, perpetrated with legally owned weapons, would not have happened. I have previosly posted on this in another gun control thread.


6 Gun Control = Being able to know when to use firearm and hitting what you aim at. Examples:

Four teens on a crime spree forced their way into the home of 72-year-old Morris Reaves. Two of the teens wore ski masks and one wielded a rifle. Reaves heard the break-in take place and met the youths with his own firearm. Reaves fired two shots at the intruders causing them to flee to a nearby car and drive away. The four suspects were later identified from images taken by Reaves' security camera. They were each arrested and charged with one felony count of kidnapping, robbery with a dangerous weapon, conspiracy to commit burglary, breaking and entering a motor vehicle, larceny after breaking and entering, and misdemeanor assault by pointing a gun. Reaves was not injured during the home invasion. (The Charlotte Observer, Lenoir, NC, 5/20/13)
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A Fayette County man accused of trying to burglarize a home was held at gunpoint by a neighbor until deputies arrived. The Fayette deputies received a call from a neighbor who said her husband had armed himself with a handgun and gone to the nearby house to confront burglars and hold them until police arrived. Deputies arrived 12 minutes later and found the husband detaining the two intruders. The neighbor said he had been working in his garden when he saw the intruders going into the house. The house, which was unoccupied and under renovation, was not locked and they entered through the front door looking for wiring, according to deputies. (Charleston Daily Mail, Charleston, WV, 6/17/13)
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From The Armed Citizen Archives
February 1978: Awakened by her 11-year-old daughter's cries for help, Elizabeth Williams of Birmingham, Ala., investigated and found a burglar inside her home. While scuffling with the intruder, she called out to the child to notify police and get a gun. When the little girl did so, the robber attempted to escape. As he headed for the back door, Mrs. Williams fired twice, wounding the man, then held him until police arrived. (The Post-Herald, Birmingham, Ala.)

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Thu 05/30/13 05:03 AM
Warning !!!! Floor freshly polished !!







btw Fresh batch, long overdue, of Blue Juice in cellar.

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Wed 05/22/13 05:27 AM
According to the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) his pay cannot be suspended until he found guilty of the charges.

He currently faces 13 counts of pre-meditated murder and 32 counts of attempted murder. The JAG will most likely be seeking the death penalty. On conviction and probable passing of death sentence he remains under the UCMJ, without pay, at Ft. Leavenworth' Death Row.

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Sat 05/18/13 05:03 AM
Where do you NOT expect to find Neo-Nazi's?

The truth may surprise you as much as it did me. Even those that have chosen this path are from a nation that suffered the Nazi war machine.
Stranger yet ........ authorities do very little about it.

http://pogrom.org.il/eng_articles.php?art_id=36


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Fri 05/17/13 04:47 AM
Edited by karmafury on Fri 05/17/13 04:51 AM
Well wowzie!!

Better mention Ethiopia, Poland, Germany, Ukraine, Slovakia, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Haiti, Brazil etc etc. Most of the 'actions' that have US personnel are UN Peacekeeping / Monitoring. btw the civilian personnel usually outnumber the military. Many of the much smaller nations have larger contingents than the US.


Apologies if I seem more than a little sarcastic in replies but I have been here a long time and have never seen such anti-American rhetoric spewed from one person before.

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Fri 05/17/13 04:43 AM
This is hilarious.laugh

The people apparently suing were classed as terrorists and rebels at the time.

So if it is alright to sue because you were 'wronged' in a revolt .... America should sue Britain, Native Americans should sue Britain, France, Spain and the US. Britain should sue Italy for the Roman Conquest and defacing the land with Hadrian's Wall, Italy should sue nations that originated the Huns, etc etc etc.

They were rebels! They were interned. They were treated as rebels and terrorists.

Oooh please, please get the terrorists out of Gitmo and place them in PH suites of the Hilton with full access to the pool and massage in case they sue a few decades down the road. *sarcasm intended*


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 05/17/13 04:35 AM
Former NAZI's and the various things done by NAZI's affect all parts of life. From security to medicine.

Gehlen Organization has become the modern German Federal Intelligence Service one of the best in the world.

German 'Medical Experiments' have led to many modern surgical techniques and treatment methods. Should we stop using all those as well?

War breeds new discoveries. It's how they are used that makes the difference.

Nobel was so horrified at how his discovery was used he took the money and created a prize to be given for efforts in peace making.

Winchester appalled by the numbers killed with his rifles made a house with a door for each victim. Many of these doors lead to nothing.

Modern genetics .... NAZI experiments.

Because the US used NAZI agents with the knowledge and connections to get the job done at the time ..... big deal.

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Thu 05/02/13 01:31 AM
Good grief !!! Honestly. Why does it take a Canadian to recognize a piece of American history with a modern twist?

That single shot that started it was "the shot heard around the world"

Those legitimate targets ... your patriots who started the War of Independence.

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Tue 04/30/13 03:51 AM

Let's not forget she was someone's daughter. sad2


That should read ' someone's son'.


Unfortunately we don't have the death penalty anymore. This one certainly has it coming.

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Tue 04/30/13 01:12 AM
A word of caution....

Before continuing, be sure you are NOT eating or drinking. Not to be read if you are a heart patient.


Please continue....





Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:



Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.

I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing!

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in the other.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5'' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head turned to one side as if to say, 'don't do it d*psh*t,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE H*LL!!!


I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs.

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative!

SON-OF-A-B**CH, THAT HURT LIKE H*LL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.

My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I **** myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe was coming from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'

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Tue 04/30/13 01:09 AM
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”.
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey”.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier”.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it”.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?”.

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”.

Apparently I’m not having *** tonight either.

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Tue 04/30/13 01:04 AM
Edited by karmafury on Tue 04/30/13 01:06 AM

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.



1. What do you put in a toaster?











Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else..
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?











Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus fromLondon to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?






















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

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Tue 04/30/13 12:08 AM
A man called home to his wife and said: "Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said: 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" The wife replied: "I did, dear. Your new blue silk pyjamas are in your fishing box!"

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Tue 04/30/13 12:03 AM
In the beginning, before God got to creating stuff there weren't much around. 'Cept darkness and water. Nothing else, though. God would fix that PDQ.

The first day God must've got tired of wandering around in the dark because He made light. I reckon He was happy with it 'cause He seperated from it the dark- sorta like you would put all your bolts in one place and all the nuts in another. It just makes sense. That was the end of the first day.

The second day He made "firmament," which sounds like something you'd do after you had a couple of bowls of 5 alarm chili. It ain't though- God don't need to do that stuff. He was happy with what He'd done and that was the end of the second day.

On day three God sucked up some of that water we was talking about earlier and turned it into dry land. He named it Earth and then He put some trees and crops on it. I like to imagine He did it with a machine sorta like a roto-rooter, but there's really no telling with God. He left water in some places and He called them Seas. He looked at what He done and it was good. That's it for day three.

On day four God decided there needed to be a better way mark days and seasons and years and stuff. I mean He knew what time it was and everything 'cause He's God and all, but He knew the rest of us would get mixed up. So He made the sun, moon and stars and He was right pleased with hisself. That's all she wrote for day four.

On day five God did all of us fishermen and duck hunters a solid. He put fish and other stuff in the oceans and seas and birds in the sky. He told 'em to breed and make a bunch of theyselves and I reckon they did. So God was happy and that was the end of day five.

Now, on the sixth day God must've realized that the Earth neede more than fish and birds on it, so He made a bunch of different animals to go on the Earth with the fish and birds. This was good 'cause if He didn't what would we hunt during deer season? Crows? I ain't never heard of no crow season.

Then God did something real cool. He made people! He made a man and a woman. God made them so they looked like He did! Then He told the man and woman and the animals to breed like crazy. God looked over all He'd done and he was mighty pleased with Hisself and rightly so. That was it for the sixth day.

Now, God done all of that in six days so He was pretty worn out. God needed to kick back and He did. He didn't do nothin' all of that last day. That was the seventh day.

That's why NASCAR is always on Sunday.

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Tue 04/30/13 12:02 AM
Eve's side of the story...

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,' reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs; her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see...where did I put That Useless Boob?

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Fri 04/26/13 05:42 AM
Read the article and all I can see is a multi-force task group taking out multiple targets in a sweep. This is a common tactic against organized crime.

Same has happened here in Carcajou (Wolverine) operations against the Hells Angels and organized crime families.

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Thu 04/25/13 03:13 AM
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.


An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out..

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3. He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

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Thu 04/25/13 03:12 AM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' .... I just lost it!

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Thu 04/25/13 03:06 AM
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.

-- no offense to any blondes, but it made me lol alot XD

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