PGA Golf Tour of course!

Ah!

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 28 yrs old, tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and
no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for
yours."

Being a dad of two boys 14 and 12 I am scared **** of a draft. My boys have been raised on good old fashioned hard nose reality. But I have to admit, they would not fare well being drafted....maybe a shift to Canada for good.

I fear war, I fear for our children, I fear for the children there now, where they should have never been in the first place. I am not anti war or anti Bush. Just plain ole anti stupidtism!

Hi and welcome, New Hyde Park, New York here.....

Oh come on, there has to be someone for him!!!

I thought Kurt Angle from wrestling

Why thank you kind sir.....want to hear one of my theories?

Maria from West Side Story!!!! I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

Geeky, thanks for remembering my monk story!

Last time I had a date Jimmy Carter was in office what would I know about what time is better!!!!

I was hoping to add something positive and informative to this post....but, I have forgotten, what is a date again?

btw, 22 years and 25 altogether...and poof, there's another man! Good bye life, good bye wife!

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....no I am not the little train that could. I am me, and I will get over this.....

bigbayhrsrider, yes and Oreo's too!!!!!

The more I think about it....I can't keep my mouth shut.

Why would you want to be with a married man on or off for 8 years? Do you really think that he has been working on setting up a real relationship with you? For 8 years?

Come on girl! Time to move on...

It's a shame when people use children as pawns to play their silly little games. You are a parent, deal with it! Pisses me off when I hear crap like that, sorry!

---Stepping off his pedestal.

Wow, I just wrote a reply post, and it didn't take...sigh! Here goes again....

Here's my two cents worth. Your question should be why doesn't this guy...don't lump all of us men together. Secondly you say he is not available to you, does that mean he is married? If yes, then that is why he doesn't go out with you as you invited him. Also, he is only going to tell you what you want to hear as long as he is getting what he wants to get. Cheaters lie to everyone!

Like Daddy used to say, "Why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free!"

Brandon, tilt your head to the other side....

Wow!

Just yesterday a very talented Little Leaguer named Steven was struck by a car very near his house, on Long Island, New York. Steven is 12 years old and he wasn't wearing his helmet. Something that most kids his age seem to be doing lately. They feel it isn't cool to wear a helmet.

Steven was struck by the car with such force that he hit his head on the windshield and proceeded to tumble over the car and land in the street. People who first attended to him thought he was dead for sure. Steven was rushed to the local hospital and has had every test imaginable and nothing seriously wrong was found. He is now alert and able to communicate with his mom. The worst injuries he sustained were a fractured skull and a small blood clot on the back of his head. Thank goodness Steven will be alright.

But we can all learn from this near fatal accident, please just remember to tell your children to wear their helmets. You never know when or where and it's always good to be prepared. Steven was lucky, but lets make sure that no other child has to go through this in any neighborhood or corner of the world.

Dam, and I was going to get a mohawk!!!!!!!!