Way to go King!!!! They're out there somewhere for us!!!

Dam Viagra...they make the pills so damned big...I couldn't swallow it and it got stuck in my throat.....



You guessed it


I had a stiff neck for weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your right player alot of us are **** out of luck!!!

Johncenawlife316 - Exactly

Puffins1958 - Good to see you too...


ArtGurl - Thanks, just venting I guess. But I finally got the point and I am posting as much as I can!!! lol

Any suggestions for a single man who is partially afraid or unwilling to take the first step on a dating site for fear of not only rejection, but just tired of woman not replying to your email? Also, why do men have to take the first step?

Love this one, especially the part about weaving through their feet at the top of the stairs!!! Mine does that all the time.....

blonderockermom, welcome to the site. They are out there....and some of them are good at what they do. Guess that's how they make a living, off of innocent victims. I hope someday they are all caught and see the inside of a jail cell.

Anyway, thanks for the heads up....

FUNNY! Reminds me of a similar one from the '70s when the word Groovy was big....

Kid walks into class late and the teacher say's "And where were you Michael?" Michael's reply, "I was out front feeling groovy". The teacher says, "Please have a seat Michael, next time please be on time for class!"

Frankie walks into class a few minutes after Michael. Teacher say's "And why are you late Frank?" Frankie say's, "I was feeling groovy!" Teacher say's "Frank please have a seat and there will be no more wasted time, take out your math text book young man!"

Five minutes pass by and a young girl walks into class the teacher say's, "Young lady I think you have just walked into the wrong classroom. What is your name?" the girl replies, "I'm Groovy!!!"

Ah, the oldies but goodies

ROFL.....good one!

Hi and welcome and good luck in your studies!

Welcome and good luck!

Welcome....and as a few wise people advised me. If you want to get noticed here....post, post, post!!!

True! Thanks for reminding us about the good ole days!!!

I haven't read all the replies to this post but was wondering about the woman with the moustache. Perhaps she is in the federal witless protection program and wearing a disguise????

Notice the use of the term witless and not witness!!!!

This just hit me while driving to work this morning. If seat bealts save lives and practically if not all states have laws that you must buckle up, then why don't they make cars that won't start unless the seatbelt is fastenned?

My theory is because most states bring in way too much money from ticketing those who do not buckleup. Any thoughts?

I thought there were a ton of us in this same boat....I guess we will all not date together. At least we have each other here!!!! Or in that HUGE closet that adj4u is going to start building!

And, like Rivergirl301 stated, and this is weird coming from a guy....but it's true, "I'd rather be alone than have bad sex with someone who doesn't really care about me". Bad or good sex, it doesn't matter without love!!!

I'm single because she walked out on me after 22 years!!!

But like oldsage said, "better to have loved...."