I'm a loveable dude.
I'm not a jerk off this site.

On here, I seem to have a knack for revealing some folks true personalities.

That pop come in tuna flavor?

The mans old lady went to out shopping.

When she got home, her man asked what she was spending his money on.

She said it was for his pleasure.

Says, she was in the drug store looking for douches. She came across a line of flavored varieties. Says, there was cherry, strawberry, vanilla, just all kinds.

He asked her what flavor she bought.

She say,"Tuna."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4XVLpyHSI

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The Old Gray Mare

Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown


The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Illegal Immigrants get free education, housing and healthcare for crossing border;

Americans get $5,000 fine

Thursday, September 25, 2014 by: J. D. Heyes

Illegal Immigrants get free education, housing and healthcare for crossing border; Americans get $5,000 fine

(NaturalNews) Scores of polls taken over the past few years have regularly shown that the majority of Americans do not want amnesty for illegal aliens, do not want the federal government to continue conveying taxpayer-supported benefits onto them and do not support legal measures that legitimize them in any way. The Obama Administration and too many in Congress, however, are not paying attention to the will of the people.

And now, there comes one additional insult: The Department of Homeland Security is fining Americans for accidentally crossing borders, but our government gives free education and other benefits to those who break our laws and sneak into our country illegally.

As reported by InfoWars.com and other alternative media, DHS has fined an American and a Canadian $5,000 apiece for cross the U.S./Canadian border, though fines are never given to the tens of thousands of illegals who are detained by U.S. Border Patrol (USBP) and other agencies on a daily basis.

According to a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol press release, the two men -- a 40-year-old American and 44-year-old Canadian -- had been walking down a dirt road with mountain bikes near the border when they were approached by a USBP agent.

"Questioning by the agent revealed that the two suspects illegally entered the U.S. from Canada," a USBP press release stated. "Subsequently, both males were arrested for violation of U.S. law and transported to the Rangeley Station for further processing."

"Following database verifications, Border Patrol agents turned over both subjects to CBP officers at the Coburn Gore port of entry for assessment of fines and penalties," said the release.

The government assessed for both men "a $5,000 civil penalty under 19 USC 1459 for Failure to Report" to border patrol officials. As InfoWars.com stated sardonically, it isn't very likely the two men crossed into the U.S. in quest of President Obama's de facto amnesty for illegal aliens.

Americans and Canadians pay, but illegal crossers don't

"Since this is an administrative fine, the individuals do not have to go through a judicial process and will have approximately 30 days to pay the fine," the press release added.

Are their political implications involved in the administration's decision to fine Americans and Canadians but not illegal aliens? Of course there are; immigrants -- once they are able -- are eight times more likely to vote for Democrats than Republicans, which makes it all the more confusing why too many Republicans would support amnesty in the first place.

Nevertheless, those who break into the country are not fined; most, under the current administration, are increasingly being allowed to stay in the country, especially minors. And all are given taxpayer benefits like free food, shelter, medical care and primary education.

Obama Administration officials say that the illegal border crossers are given "notices to appear" before immigration judges -- before they are taken to destinations throughout the U.S., again at taxpayer expense -- but courts are heavily backlogged. Court dates are being scheduled for four years from now.

"They know they are going to be processed and released and they are free to go wherever they want to go in the United States and the likelihood of them ever showing up for their court date is slim to none," Stu Harris of National Border Patrol Council Local 1929 told Infowars.

Aimed his gun at the scout's head

The site added:

This selective enforcement of immigration laws, in which an American is fined for crossing the border while thousands of illegal aliens are encouraged to do so, exemplifies how the Obama administration is directing federal agencies to target peaceful Americans but not illegal immigrants the White House is exploiting for political gain.

For instance, in July federal agents detained a Boy Scout Troop, of all people, for taking pictures near a border checkpoint. In that case, one agent aimed his weapon at a scout's head.

"He hears a snap of a holster, turns around, and here's this agent, both hands on a loaded pistol, pointing at the young man's head," Troop 111 leader Jim Fox told KCCI.

Meanwhile, American citizens will continue to suffer these indignities until those in power get the message that voters are tired of being ignored.

Sources:

http://www.cbp.gov

http://youngcons.com

http://www.cnsnews.com

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My post was aimed at who?????

There are lots of passive-rage-filled, man haters who believe they are ready for relationships.

Sorry you felt like you related to my post to Mr Scoob.

(Mr Scoob. sorry, I was being serious with the answer.



note....no emoticons to express some feeling.)

(Me. It was a cool response.

Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.smokin)


Good to read, your claim of not being a bitter, old hag.

Self-esteem is a good thang, no?

Another Huge Middle Eastern Country With An Al Qaeda Franchise Is On The Verge Of Exploding

Armin Rosen
Sep.19



Khaled Abdullah Ali Al Mahdi/ReutersFollowers of the Shi'ite Houthi group brandish their weapons during a gathering near Sanaa, Yemen, on August 20, 2014.

Over 120 people were reportedly killed during fighting in a Middle Eastern capital on Friday, but it wasn't Baghdad or Damascus. With a Shi'ite rebel movement marching on Sana'a, Yemen, now seems like it's primed to be the next country in the region to stare down the prospect of violent collapse.

Yemen has always been one of the region's most problematic countries. Home to over 25 million people, it's one of the poorest countries in the Arab League and has one of the world's highest number of firearms per capita. It's home to Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, widely believed to be the jihadist organization's most dangerous franchise. The country is riven with complex regional, tribal, and sectarian dynamics that push back against any formal centralized authority — particularly in the three years since long-serving dictator Ali Abdullah Saleh was forced from power during the Arab Spring.

But Yemen's slow-burning crisis might have just entered its acute phase. Houthi rebels, members of a Shi'ite insurgency that fought six wars with the predominantly Sunni government between 2004 and 2010, are now marching on Sana'a, Yemen's ancient capital city.

Read more

http://www.businessinsider.com/yemen-is-on-the-verge-of-exploding-2014-9

Wellll, that idea is out the window. Please, don't stop here. Expand yer horizons and read on.

Got a look at the other place she was talking about for a store. Could happen. I don't have the finances to invest into making it feasible. Place needs expanding and a second floor.

NEXT!!!!!

It isn't odd that men get manicures and pedicures.

Foot care is something we take for granted. Lose use of your feet, lose a lot of control of your life. Ask a diabetic amputee.

Many high end reps get a low sheen clear coat on the fingernails before important meetings. That protects from accidental staining.

For shock value or to feel individuality, if yer young, hell grab the gusto.

My motto was, I'll try damn near anything at least once. If I like it, I'll do it again.

I have a box full of those.
Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with.
Good chance for next week.

I watched that flick.
It was funnier than kickin my little bro in the gnads.

Yer a hot little mamasita.

What dentures? What teefs?

I'll have some with bitter old woman tear salt and butter flavored liposuckted lard.

It was a cool response.

Many men are celebrating being left alone by bitter man haters.

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Aaahhhhhh. So, you have been peeking into the shower.

PTL and hold the peas, please.

Pobre jovensita.

Do you not know the difference between holding slaves and consensual polygamous relations? Polygamous marriage may be illegal outside parts of Utah but, polygamous living together isn't covered in any law.

Slave trading is real and does exist in today's world. Look at the tags on your clothes, the maker of your phone and computer, your furniture, any article in your kitchen. Good probability 98% of what you own and wear is made by the hands of slave laborers. Children, at that.

And, I'm the bad guy for wanting to enrich the lives of at least two very poor women. Three, if I can find one legal to live here and care for me and my home. My home, upon my death, or, I have to go to a nursing home, my daughter has directions to sign my home and all the stuff inside the fence, over to her. I sure's hell won't need it any longer. She is free to work or not. If she chooses not to work or doesn't have a pension, she'll have to live within my budget. I'm so tight, I squeak when I walk. Investing in people, services and product is what I do.







It will all be love and affection.

Captives are politely asked to convert twice, but if they refuse a third time, they are whipped. By the fourth time, they face death, according to the reports.

Lubin up?

Hey, honey. If I'm not there when you're ready go ahead and prime th pump.

Code will come in handy.