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Gia-Mikey or? |
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Blondey?where art thou?
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for Checking Master Yoda🤣 For Slim,My Slim✌ oh slim,my slim are you again in the gym pls stop that and whisper my name. Oh Slim,my Slim hides in the gym to get fit for an Apple for him. Tell me Slim,shall i fly to canada and be with you forever or climb up here and enjoy me as your Lover. I sure give you a hug and show everyone i brag. The poem is funny and simple, but for all to read and show off your dimple. may i remind you of this Slim..hahaha |
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my coffee Mug
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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enjoy everyone
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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enjoy
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell five times this week, and it's only Wednesday!"🤣 |
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Mike-River
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evasive
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vibes is happily married and i like you Slim for this MM.🥰
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You welcome OT: Apple & a cute bird that came to chirp my pleasure..that bird is Slim's hahaha..it chirps lol |
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Catherine ... see what you done now ...I am getting all kinds of offers ... Thanks alot !!
OT:: apple and that Doctor she is engaged to ....Dr. Love Me Tender !!! its fine Slim..it will be enjoyable me and you 🥰 |
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awww,Would u like to be my mistress Slim...i can handle you Slim🥰 Mister "ress"* |
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why would I mind ... silly woman!!!
it was a good match , till she dumped me for some other guy , got engaged and did not invite me... Now , she out here looking for a "mister-ress"... lol.. OT : mike and Madison ( she is a cutie, but probably fake ... especially the smile ,if u know what i mean) awww,Would u like to be my mistress Slim...i can handle you Slim🥰 |
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names.
Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu... Well, he had to go back to China. |
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MM today and so on....
Mikey -River |
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Words with "tion" - part 4
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inhalation
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Topic:
WHO STIRRED the POT
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What in living hell?
Steadily trying to give me away? I'm not yours to dish out. Hi applelicious! Vote for slimG🤨 Hi pumpretty |
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Topic:
WHO STIRRED the POT
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mike forever for STP
Whos got shifty eyes? |
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why are you giving away my Slim?
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