Roll the apple under the Redcarpet young man

Roll the apple under the Redcarpet young man

Mikey!!its Blondey not Bondey ok...thats one rule when u date again..never MISSPELL the name of the girl,pronouncing it too.Doing this you're good to go ,I wanna ask...is she older ,but of course i believe,shes younger ,right?my next post will rely on ur reply Mikey Likey...Blondey come on...do some appearance too lol

A lonely 72-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in the 70 to 75 age group, must be kind and gentle and never raise his hand to me, must not run around after other women and, most importantly, must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person." She then included her address details.
The following day, she heard the doorbell ring and, much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a smartly dressed grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. In a basket on the back of the chair was an enormous bunch of red roses. Unfortunately, however, he had neither arms nor legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you, you have no legs!"
The grey-haired gentleman smiled and said: "Therefore, I cannot run around after other women can I?"
"But you don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
The grey-haired gentleman smiled and said: "Therefore, I can never raise my hand to you can I?"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Well O.K. but are you still good in bed?"
The grey-haired gentleman leaned back in his wheelchair, beamed a big, big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"🤣

interpretation

noon-noon

dont try to ask the wife wheres her wedding Ring...she would tell you...dont u see ..i have suffeRING,enduRING,And 2 RINGS around my eyes?

Slim kinda flirts with Cat saying green eyes and red hair is a turn on for him

hence i vote for SLIM 4&1/2 votes.

chicken curry

voting for Mikey Likey for forgetting this thread

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Newlywed wife, Monica said to husband Nick, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two..."
Nick glowing with happiness and kissing his wife, purred. "Oh, darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
Monica smiled and added, "I'm glad you feel that way, luv, because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."

i heard u too...lurking Mikey

The day i will never forget in lifewas the day
my Dad was in

the sitting room, I was outside. He called me
to help him

bring his shoe from his room. I brought the
shoe and asked

him where I should keep it. Dad said I should
keep it on his

head. Brothers and sisters, as an obedient
child, I kept the

shoe on his head. The only thing I remember
after placing

the shoe on his head was that the earth
became void and

without form. Everywhere was dark and it felt
like Genesis
chapter 1:1&2 all over again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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wet wipes

revelation

thats bizarre Mikey Likey...never again haha

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