To make yourself attractive to today's MODERN woman, you must use every tool at your disposal. ;)

P.S. This female co-worker is the administrative assistant to a woman I've been very nice to. So I already have some good will built up. ;)

A fellow denizen of these forums, one who loves to haunt all of my posts, unfortunately also happens to be my co-worker. One of our female co-workers heard us talking about being on this site, and insisted on seeing our profiles. I was shy at first, but she persisted and you know I can't say no to a lady!

So my co-worker and I bring up our profiles. I sneak a peek at my co-workers profile (I should mention, he's a non-feminist with cave-man leanings). I noticed that all of his favorites, of whom he says he only adds the women he's actually met, vary in age from 19-24. He's 35! Unable to resist, I mentioned this. And, although I know this wasn't very nice of me, I couldn't resist but deliver the coup de grace: "I guess Peter Pan isn't just a Disney movie anymore". Not one to pour salt on a wound, I walked off to give him a chance to heal ;)

My real question is this: Since I walked off I didn't get a chance to see the female co-workers reaction, though I'm sure it was riotous! The next time I come to deliver her coffee, should I mention the line? Or would it seem like a shameless plug for kudos? Should I wait for her to mention it? Or is it possible she's now intimidated by my cutting tounge? ;)

Help, JSH friends!

Her administrative assistant is a fit, young lady. I've been wanting to find out about her hopes and dreams for a while. How to approach her?

Feminism is when someone believes in WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

My friend I talked about is beautiful on the INSIDE because she is a MODERN CAREER WOMAN who is INDEPENDENT and MAKES HER OWN RULES.

But I respect her too much to risk our friendship.

But, if her administrative assistant were to express an interest..... ;)

I am not interested in her romantically, because I am such good friends with her. But she is a beautiful person ON THE INSIDE.

Now, her administrative assistant on the other hand.....BLUSH!

I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you.

I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me.

Love the ideals, not the man.

At work yesterday I ran in to a dear friend, and I noticed she had a new accessory. A wedding ring! I bursted in to excitement as I began to congratulate her, but the joy was short lived.

She told me she had performed a ceremony, which an alarming number of other women have been doing as well, in which she married HERSELF! That's right! Married herself! Why? Because she hadn't found a man WHO WAS ACCEPTABLE FOR MARRAIGE! That's right: None of today's so-called "men" were able to supply this MODERN, VIVACIOUS, WONDERFUL woman with the companionship she needs, so as a slap in the face reminder to all of us, she has MARRIED HERSELF! COME ON, "MEN"! We need to STEP UP OUR GAME here! No more taking women for granted! No more disrespecting women! No more wanting women for bedroom activities! No more sexism! It is time we all grow up, and offer our undying devotion to the wonderful woman who has decided we deserve her time and company!

"Feminism is not a trait women desire in a man"????

Have you lost leave of your senses?? What woman wouldn't want a man who is in to WOMAN'S RIGHTS and sees her as his EQUAL!???

I'm sorry everyone, I thought I was coming somewhere where there were ENLIGHTENED people who would have EMOTIONAL UNDERSTANDING!

The reward is the emotional closeness and confirmation of desirablity by a MODERN, VIVACIOUS, lady who is beautiful on the inside! Also, the promise of the possibility of a relationship to come!

Let's look at it like an itemizaion.

I politely listened to her for 40 minutes, plus another 20 when my friend came over. That's an hour where I listened to her politely, making certain never to say anything to upset her.

My friend only spoke to her for 20 minutes, most of the time which he was fairly dismissive of her and wasn't really listening to her and offered no emotion reassurance. Plus, he made that horrible, unfeminist comment to her.

Yet he gets the reward!

So I put in 60 minutes of diligent attention, and got nothing.

He put in one horribly offensive comment, and he gets the reward.

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

I'm sory, but it still doesn't make sense to me. :(

Maybe I wrote it wrong, but I meant SHE was duped, not my friend.

And Sporky, some of us have evolved beyond cave-men. When I am attracted to a woman, it is for her BRAIN! An organ you may want to give some thought to!

But I am a FEMINIST, so a woman's outward appearance doesn't matter to me. She is a wonderful person on the inside, unfortunately somehow she was duped by my friend.

I guess you're right...Though she was a very attractive person ON THE INSIDE as well as the outside.

I will be happy to clarify in any way I can. :)

A word of caution, Bellenuit:

You might not want to feed the bears (ie Speak to Sporky) LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMAO

Sorry Sporky, but I had to get you back. :)

Good bye, Bellenuit. Until the next time we're graced with your presense... ;)

How a modern, vivacious, driven woman like you is still on the market is beyond me! ;)