Flirty, please feel free to tell us of your desire for companionship. You may feel free to be EMOTIONALLY OPEN...I have Cave-Man repellant handy. LOL LOL LOL ROTFLOL

;)

Oh, and CAVE-MAN, if my dates were to come from the newspaper as you imply, they would come from the EDITORIAL SECTION! Where the women are allowed to express their MIND!

No1sLove:

LOL LOL LOL ROTFLOL!!

Your humor and sarcasm is refreshing! But I'm afraid it is above the head of our CAVE-MAN friend here. I'm just afraid he might take you serious, and think that his NON-FEMINIST behaviour is acceptable. ;)

No1sLove, I'd like to direct you to the sign:

Please Don't Feed The Cave-Men

LOL LOL LOL LMAO LOL!!!

Sir!! The gall! The unmitigated gall!! To post such a SEXIST, NON-FEMINIST, NEANDERTHAL thread!

Let me DECONSTRUCT and ENLIGHTEN you, point by point!

1) "Prince Charming" is just a metaphor for the man each woman is waiting for. The man who is OBEDIENT, DUTIFUL, and ATTENTIVE. This is what EVERY WOMAN has the right to expect! And it is our duty as men to fulfill this role for whichever WONDERFUL LADY decides to grace us with her time.

2) It is your job as a man to make a woman happy! For once, put down your cave man club and fulfill your responsibilities!

3) This is where I really take issue with you. Not all men are alike. Some of us are SENSITIVE, EMOTIONALLY OPEN, and VULNERABLE! (That would be me) Others are grunting cave-men (That would be you).

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FEMINISM!

Lily, what struggles do you face in this male-driven society?

What I said was for Lily and Kayliz. I am always concerned about the feelings of the YOUNG ladies of today. ;)

I am not a cave-man, whose attention you have to fight for. I am a REFRESHINGLY EMOTIONALLY OPEN male, who has more than enough attention to go around. ;)

Ladies, there's no need to fight! As WONDERFUL FEMINISTS, you should come together against the oppressions of our male-driven society.

Kayliz, do you like women's rights?

Lily, you shouldn't let anyone keep you down. You are a MODERN, DETERMINED, woman who FOLLOWS HER HEART!

I just happened to be working on a new poem this morning! I'm a little shy, but I would like to know what my friends think about it.

My tears
Stream down
My beautiful face
Why?
........
WHY???!!!!
Injustice.

Kayliz, do you like poetry?

I noticed alot of people bringing up the incident in which I was shamed at the club when that young lady chose my friend over me. But I have thought a long time about it and learned soemthing: I was not emotionally receptive enough to her. And that's why I lost her. :(

Kayliz, do you like pony tails?

Kayliz, you are very welcome! ;)

Very, very welcome. ;)

Very welcome. ;)

You're welcome! ;)

You are a WONDERFUL, GREAT, INDEPENDENT SPIRIT! Any man is very lucky if you show them any kind of attention. ;)

It is your stepdad's loss, he will never know the joy of being with a woman again. Once you hit a woman, that's GAME OVER.

But I am glad to see you are strong enough that it didn't effect you. You are a MODERN, VIVACIOUS WOMAN who MAKES HER OWN RULES! ;)

A pony tail will make me more attractive, because it will emphasize my SENSITIVITY, SENSUALITY, and FEMININITY.

Let's face it friends, we're all on here to find love! And a sad fact is, you must first attract someone to have them fall in love with you.

I have thought long and hard about this, and have come up with an extensive list of things I will do to make myself more attractive. I was just wondering if anyone else had done the same thing?

Here is a short list of what I plan to do:

* Become more emotionally open!

* Grow a pony tail.

* Make my poetry more personal.

* Wear tighter clothing.

* Take a pole-dancing class (BLUSH! ;) )

* Grow a pony tail.

* Learn about all the different cultures of women.

* Read the Kama Sutra ;)

* Grow a pony tail.

* Expand my musical tastes to include all cultures.