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Wed 04/23/08 09:19 AM
I noticed you are admiring my sensual picture. That is to show my erotic side.

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Wed 04/23/08 09:09 AM
What the!!!! Sir!!!! The gall!! The unmitigated gall!!!!

Sir, I would like to introduce you to THIS CENTURY! You need to GET ON BOARD THE TRAIN! If you're not a FEMINIST, then it's GAME OVER for you! If you want to SMARTEN UP and become a FEMINIST that's fine, I can't field all of the women's admiration on my own. ;)

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Wed 04/23/08 09:02 AM
Well, I think it's been proven that I was just being paranoid. I'd like to thank all the women on this forum for their support in reminding me that FEMINISM works, and validating my desirability. ;)

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Wed 04/23/08 08:55 AM
I don't understand. Today's MODERN WOMAN demands an EMOTIONALLY ENLIGHTENED man who is not afraid to cry, and knows not to argue!

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Wed 04/23/08 08:48 AM
HAPPY UPDATE:

She replied back, telling me her dream. To own a house by the time she's 24. I guess all I had to do was remind her I'm a FEMINIST. ;)

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Wed 04/23/08 08:47 AM
I will never argue with a woman. I will always obide her wishes, like any man should!

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Wed 04/23/08 08:42 AM
But I'm a FEMINIST!

Also, I am a poet of the mind, body, and soul.

And I detest sports!

I also will never insult a woman by "making a move on her". I always let the woman initiate.

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Wed 04/23/08 08:38 AM
SAD UPDATE:

I had emailed her back, apologizing if I had bothered her, and asking how I was creepy.

She responded: "I'm 21 and you're 37, get the picture".

I responded that a friend of mine is 35 and dates a 19 year old, and he's not even a FEMINIST like I am!

:(

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Wed 04/23/08 08:29 AM
If women are finding me creepy, then I am doing something wrong. My main goal in life is to make women happy!

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Wed 04/23/08 08:27 AM
I am a sensitive feminist because I am EMOTIONALLY ENLIGHTENED and I believe in WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

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Wed 04/23/08 08:22 AM
I just got my first response from a woman on this site, and she said "Don't write me, you're creepy."

All I did was ask her what her dream was?

How can I be creepy? I am a sensitive feminist!

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