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Topic: COME ON, "MEN"! WE'RE NOT DOING OUR JOB!
Respectful_Ned's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:21 AM
At work yesterday I ran in to a dear friend, and I noticed she had a new accessory. A wedding ring! I bursted in to excitement as I began to congratulate her, but the joy was short lived.

She told me she had performed a ceremony, which an alarming number of other women have been doing as well, in which she married HERSELF! That's right! Married herself! Why? Because she hadn't found a man WHO WAS ACCEPTABLE FOR MARRAIGE! That's right: None of today's so-called "men" were able to supply this MODERN, VIVACIOUS, WONDERFUL woman with the companionship she needs, so as a slap in the face reminder to all of us, she has MARRIED HERSELF! COME ON, "MEN"! We need to STEP UP OUR GAME here! No more taking women for granted! No more disrespecting women! No more wanting women for bedroom activities! No more sexism! It is time we all grow up, and offer our undying devotion to the wonderful woman who has decided we deserve her time and company!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:23 AM
Marriage is failed from the get go...regardless of whether you marry yourself or not.

Jokull's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:23 AM
I think im going to marry myself too bigsmile

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:23 AM
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Kim218's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:23 AM
drinker AMEN!

msdestinbooty's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:23 AM
I could NEVER marry myself I did and still want to marry a man.

Single_Rob's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:24 AM
I think I will just have sex with myself and leave it as friends with benefits

rush2001's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:24 AM
I think I'll have my ceremony tomorrow.

aLittleBird's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:25 AM
hmmmm ...**wondering if I like myself enough to spend the rest of my life with me...??**

tanyaann's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:26 AM
Edited by tanyaann on Thu 05/01/08 08:27 AM
I think its a good idea, in the sense that its a committment to yourself to stay true to what you want out of life. Its a committment to yourself not to settle.

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:26 AM

I think I'll have my ceremony tomorrow.


C'mon Rushy. You'll always have me!

jk/hm

Respectful_Ned's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:26 AM
I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me.

Love the ideals, not the man.

tanyaann's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:26 AM

I think I will just have sex with myself and leave it as friends with benefits


laugh

rush2001's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:26 AM
Aww.. thank you Clean.flowerforyou

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:28 AM

Aww.. thank you Clean.flowerforyou


I'm here for you. We're going to marry you into wealth so I have a timeshare in The Hamptons.

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:28 AM

I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me.

Love the ideals, not the man.


I think if you said it to have them fall in love with you...you wouldn't be here...

shoesmonkey's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:28 AM

I think its a good idea, in the sense that its a committment to yourself to stay true to what you want out of life. Its a committment to yourself not to settle.
Very true. I like your thinking.

Nickinolosers's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:29 AM

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Single_Rob's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:30 AM

I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me.

Love the ideals, not the man.
it's a good thing you don't laugh laugh

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/01/08 08:30 AM

I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me.

Love the ideals, not the man.


Of course not. I aspire to the utopian principle as well.

Rock Hard, <Insert Politico Here>

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