elsa, don't pay any attention to neddy's rampant ass-kissing. your quote had nothing to do with what we're talking about

neddy!!! i just saw a woman walk down the hall and a man didn't bow to her like she was the sultan of burnai! you better snap in to action!

thanks no1slove, but you better watch out. according to neddy, i'll club you and drag you back to my cave

neddy, let me rebuttal! point by point:

1. a woman doesn't have the right to expect jack diddly squat except to get out of a situation what she puts in to it. i wasn't put on this earth to be some chick's lap dog, and neither was any other guy. except you, apparently

2. even if i was being paid to make a woman happy, it's an impossible task. you can't make someone else happy. only they can make themselves happy

3. you want the same thing as any other guy. you just don't have the balls to admit it. and for some cockamamy reason, you think this whole "feminism" thing is the way to get what you want

until you stop putting chicks on a pedastal, your only saturday night dates will continue to be the bra ads in the newspaper

"looking for my prince charming"

i can't count the number of times i've seen that headline on here - for chicks in their 30s and 40s! ladies! when do you let go of these little girl fantasies and enter the real world?? and they say men never grow up!

another headline i've seen almost as much:

"looking for someone to make me happy"

this is horrible. no one can make you happy except you. if you're going to be so openly dependant on others, you might as well put up a sign that reads "grifters and schiesters, i am now ready for you to take advantage of me"

#3 most frequently seen headline:

"prove to me all guys aren't alike"

but we are all alike. we all want the same thing, the only difference is how honest we're going to be in the process. but even if we weren't, why am i going to knock myself out trying to change your opinion of the male gender?? i don't give a rat's ass what you think of men in general. you think someone elected me good will ambassador of the dudes???

it's true, women don't like men who do whatever they want

but if i met a woman who did whatever i wanted, that would be a-ok with me!! as long as she was hot, of course...women always say, "no, you'd get bored and want someone who was a challenge." bah! that challenge crap is for the birds! life is enough of a challenge as it is...give me a chick who does whatever i say anyday!

I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard.

neddy, why are you scared to admit you find chicks hot? if guys didn't find chicks hot, the human species would have died out a long time ago!

it depends on where you hold the spork

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neddy, do you think you're being polite and respectful enough???

hey ned, don't forget to ask her about her boyfriend!

hahahahahaahahaha

Maybe he had the nuts to make a move on her, rather than spend 45 minutes "politely listening to her".

why are you sitting around, waiting for her to notice you? you're the man, take the initiative

is this the same chick that parks in your spot?

neddy, why not have the nuts to admit the truth - she's hot and you want to do her. unfortunately, you're going about it in a horribly wrong way

now you're paying for her parking. why stop there? why not pay her rent too? you'll get the exact same thing out of the deal - jack diddly squat

my neanderthal brain says who gives a rat's ass who an inconsiderate ho who parks in other people's spots likes

don't start the victory dance just yet neddy. the chick you're obsessing over obviously isn't embarrassed to be parking in your spot...she now feels it's her right

i'm just messing with you ned, but seriously you have to stand up for yourself, or chicks won't respect you

your next move should be......oh, i dunno......becoming a man?